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Computer illiteracy comes back to bite my ass
Previous | Next by adrienne 09 July, 2003 - 7:33 AM

there's something wrong with my computer. All the people's voices sound stoopid and high. Not high like Hendrix, high like Kathy Ireland. What do I do?




7/9/2003 >> ralph

Adjust the pitch control. Bring it back down to zero, it's probably around +8 or so right now.


7/9/2003 >> Render

Remove the helium line from the back of the computer.


7/9/2003 >> ralph

In all seriousness, you probably have a virus. It might be the WORM_CHIPMUNKS.ALVIN virus. MICROSOFT AND AOL ANNOUNCED THIS MORNING THAT THIS IS A VERY BAD VIRUS. IT'S THE MOST DESTRUCTIVE EVER!!! IF YOU GET ANY EMAILS WITH THE SUBJECT OF "A Virtual Card For You" DO NOT OPEN IT!


7/9/2003 >> erato

to check if u do have a virus, run virusscan or antivirus on ur pc (or have an admin do it)


7/9/2003 >> pyrex

Chipmunks, Alvin, snicker.


7/9/2003 >> ben

waffle




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