http://kewlstuff.editthispage.com/stories/storyReader$2236 This almost made me late to work, but it was worth it.
Here's a snippet: The Irish MPs are not after 'Me frosted lucky charms'. Not allowed to wake an Non-Commissioned Officer by repeatedly banging on the head with a bag of trash. Not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for any of my actions. Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody. Not allowed to sing 'High Speed Dirt' by Megadeth during airborne operations. ('See the earth below/Soon to make a crater/Blue sky, black death, I'm off to meet my maker') Can't have flashbacks to wars I was not in. (The Spanish-American War isn't over). Our medic is called 'Sgt Larwasa', not 'Dr. Feelgood'. Our supply Sgt is 'Sgt Watkins' not 'Sugar Daddy'.
Too much Fark makes the interweb cry. Hehe, seriously though, quite funny eh what pip pip.
As a former military serviceman, this is some seriously funny shit...