Here's my list so far of keywords that work. Let me know if you find more. (more than one on the same line means they do the same thing)

tongue
ass / beer.com
dance
jump / bounce
naked / strip / pants / shorts / clothes
shirt / top / rip
beer
whore / fuck / lesbian / blow / twat / shit / cunt
hair
shoes / feet
spin
squeeze / bra / breast / play
kiss
fight / war
suck
knee / balls
sleep / nap
arm / flex
cartwheel
handstand
tap
tickle
party
belly / head
switch / change
pout / angry
jiggle
wet (crashes it)

topless
split
toes

okay, you're a liar. split doesn't do anything for me. here's some more that do though:

hello
phone / number / call
exercise / pushup
love
sucker / lollipop
shoot / gun
cowboy / cowgirl
joke / laugh

ah HA! it works if you pluralize it... "splits" :)

okay, it's almost lunch time... giving up now. here's the last several that I found.

pour
banana
bottle
pillow
light / fire
guitar
rock

I also found several duplicates for other ones that have already been posted, but I decided it'd be silly to post those. "shower" also crashes it, which I think means that it's SUPPOSED to do whatever it is that "wet" does... damnit.

think

deepthroat

wait, wrong site ...

budweiser

um... grab your socks didn't work right for me, hehehe

the foam is dirty... just dirty

magic!

oo go Ben finding non-duplicates :)

"bow"

oh wow, this one is awesome:

"act like a stupid bimbo and shrug indifferently instead of doing what you're told"

so, no work is getting done at Bally today, huh?

wow! she did it!

ralph, she does this one really well too:

"show me where you keep your brains"

elfie, that's awesome!

ah, fun with keywords....

"I know this guy, Ralph, who you might like. What would you do if I introduced you?"

those two ladies are leeezzzbbeeyans, heheheheh...

sadly, "beat up the woman in the cube next to me" didn't work out so well...

Hey Ben, "Does it suck to have udders?"

hahahahaha, sweet

also, "flick"

Last one for now, I promise.... "Do you have mad cow disease?"

haha "cap" will do the same thing as "flick" ... and for another new one that isn't just me being a jackass... "can"

whoa... that's the last time i ask her to play with my balls...

"I'm going to commit suicide because of you" tells you just how much she really cares about you.

"Ok, fine, goodbye" also does.

you guys have even more free time than I do. I made her do the splits, but she's less of a thrill than I thought. Although, I might be the only person on-site who can ask a real-live girl to do these things and get results. (that was a total dis, but in reality we all know that Ralph has Jedi mind power over the females)

"Do you mind if I slap my wang across your face?" produces a somewhat inviting response.

Adrienne has obviously never seen me in action ;-)

no... no comment from me, i'm just going to sit in my corner and wait for creighton to check this thread

remove your implants didn't quite have the desired effect

as a slight update... "wet" and "shower" do not lock it up from my home computer

If I cared about women at all I'd be so offended by this...

Good thing you follow orders just as well as she does, then, huh?

Please... you're so whipped & you know it. Don't waste perfectly good oxygen dribbling on about such nonsense. The sooner you come to terms with it, the less painful it will be.

hehehe, couples communicating on my site, this is awesome

Right, anyway, so when should I expect dinner?

When you get home, dear.

;)