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Previous | Next by ben 09 January, 2003 - 7:00 PM

so i got this email today, apparently my penis is still too small and i need to have harder erections, because they wouldn't send me this if i didn't need it, would they?

hehehe, an inch larger... AROUND... that's what they say... i have from an admitted user: "I’ve been using it for years and my girth is now up to 14 inches around. Unfortunately, it’s now only an inch long." (thanks, guy) are people really that gullible... or self conscious?

also, i checked out the root site, and they sell human growth hormone releaser... to lose weight! that logic went over my head, landed a few blocks away and broke into little tiny growth hormone pieces that some rats ate. the rats turned into big mutant ninja rats, and now we have hundreds of little splinters around... seriously, this stuff turns you into a giant ninja rat! ain't it cool? or something... anyway, back to coding...




1/12/2003 >> ben

i tell myself that in the mirror every day... hehehe




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