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SCHOOL 1977 vs 2007
Previous | Next by adrienne 18 July, 2007 - 2:03 AM

Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack .

1977 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. 

 Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1977 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD.  School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.

 Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1977 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang.  State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison.  Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.

 Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school .
1977 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

 Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1977 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum.  Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

 Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1977 - Ants die.
2007 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

 Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee.  He is found crying by his teacher, Mary.  Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1977 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

(this is not an adrienne original. a firend of mine forwarded it to me at work and I thought it was cute.)

7/18/2007 >> elfie

Some of these were a little far-fetch (like Pedro's 2007 story), but some of them seemed rather accurate. I think this would be a LOT more interesting a ... whatever you want to call it ... if the 2007 examples were accompanied by links to actual articles. (no articles needed for the 1977 examples since these things were not news then.) I call not-it on doing the research :)

7/19/2007 >> Dan

Crazy as it may sound, durring hunting season we were allowed to bring guns to school.

7/21/2007 >> Alynn

Some places are still kinda backwoods. In PA, Thanksgiving is a five day weekend because Monday is the start of hunting season.

7/29/2007 >> AnarchyX

Right on. I would say the change has been much more recent and a lot of it depends on the school system and culture of those in and running the school. I spent most of my edumacation at a pricey private school and the ass kickings I gave (And received) would have gotten the state police involved at a public school. we would actually have teachers referee fights to make sure it was fair. This was in pussy ass liberal Suburban Baltimore in 1991.

Fast forward to high school in a more redneck area where you could get suspended (and i Did) for up to 3 weeks with a pupil personal worker assigned to you just for drawing stick figure illustrations of staff fucking farm animals. (They were my version of political cartoons)

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