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Overcoming obstacles
Previous | Next by Anne 27 January, 2003 - 7:00 PM

I've been told there are these guerrillas in india that train monkeys to run through forests and throw gernades at surprised enemy combatants. I wonder if I could train my monkeys to be a monkey army. They could bring my foes to their knees and eliminate all of my advisaries. I bet I could train them - I'm a damn good monkey trainer. And with an army of monkeys, no one would darn to cross me.

My own monkey army. How cool is that???!!!




1/28/2003 >> ben

cross them with a brigade of alligator officers and you could take over the world... the alligators could ferry the monkeys anywhere...

*runs and hides*


1/28/2003 >> pyrex

and a batallion of tank elephants could be used as a preliminary flattening attack against the silly little humans. and how about a squad of scouting giraffes? could check out the landscape with ease. and if something's too hard to get at, let the battering ram rhinos push the invasion force forward.

ok, i'm going to sleep.


1/29/2003 >> ben

have you SEEN your two animals sleep on me?? grinz0r!




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