so last night on my way home from the grocery store, i waited patiently for the walk sign to come on instead of running across the street as usual as i was carrying bags of groceries and it's a bit icy. so it comes on and i begin walking across the street. as i approach the right lane a car is pulling up that doesn't look as if it's going to stop, so i pause and sure enough, with out even looking in my direction this asshole pulls through the crosswalk to make a right on red with out stopping until he is halfway through the intersection. this all happened very quickly and he totally could have hit me if i hadn't been paying attention and i'm glad it wasn't more icy than it was or i would certainly be in the hospital now...

so anyway - the dude passes right in front of me without so much as a glance, pulls halfway throught the intersection and the back of his car is like 6 inches in front of me. so i slammed my bag of organic pine kitty litter into the back of his car. it made a pleasing metallic thud and subsequently made me happy. although i would have been happier had i knocked out his tail light.