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Previous | Next by pyrex 19 February, 2003 - 7:00 PM

K Y3AH AVERYONE SHUD TRY THIS SUKER OUT ITS FUN!11!!11 OMG TEH 3NGLISH-2-12-YEAR-OLD-AOLAR TRANSLA2R

Translation:

Ok yeah, everyone should try this sucker out, it's fun. "The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator"




2/20/2003 >> sarah

you know, putting work memos into the translator is way too much fun...


2/20/2003 >> ben

omg wtf lol!


2/20/2003 >> pyrex

Some legend at the Real Life comic forum (where I found this) translated a little something you may recognize:

2 B OR NOT 2 B TAHT IS DA QUESTION
WHETHAR TIS NOBL3R IN DA MIND 2 SUFAR
DA SLNGS AND AROWS OF OUTRAEGOUS FORTUNA
OR 2 TAEK ARMS AGANEST A SEA OF TROUBLES
AND BY OPOSNG END THEM??!???!!? 2 DEI 2 SLEP
NO MOR3 AND BY A SLEP 2 SAY WE END
DA HEART-ACHA AND DA THOUSAND NATURAL SHOKS
TAHT FLESH IS H3IR 2 TIS A CONSUMATION
DEVOUTLY 2 B WISHD11!!!11 2 DEI 2 SLEP
2 SLEP P3RCHANCE 2 DRAM AY THEYRE DA RUB
FOR IN TAHT SLEP OF DAATH WUT DRAMS MAY COME
WHEN WA HAEV SHUFL3D OF THIS MORTAL COIL
MUST GIEV US PAUSA THEYRE TEH RESPECT
TAHT MAEKS CALMITY OF SO LONG LIEF
FOR WHO WUD BAR DA WHIPS AND SCORNS OF TIEM
TEH OPRASORS WRONG TEH PROUD MANS CONTUM3LY
TEH PANGS OF DESPIESD LOV3 DA LAWS DALAY
TEH INSOLENC3 OF OFIEC AND DA SPURNS
TAHT PATEINT M3RIT OF TEH UNWORTHY TAEKS
WHEN H3 HIMS3LF MIGHT HIS QUEITUS MAEK
WIT A R BODKIN??!??!! WTF LOL WHO WUD FARDELS BAR
2 GRUNT AND SW3AT UNDER A WEARY LIEF
BUT TAHT DA DRAAD OF SOMATHNG AFTER D3ATH
DA UNDISCOVERD COUNTRY FROM WHOSE BOURN
NO TRAEVL3R RETURNS PUZL3S DA WIL
AND MAEKS US RATHER BAR THOSE ILS W3 HAEV
THAN FLY 2 OTH3RS TAHT WE KNOW NOT OF??!??! WTF LOL
THUS CONSCEINC3 DOES MAEK COWARDS OF US AL
AND THUS DA NATIEV HUE OF RESOLUTION
IS SIKLEID O3R WIT DA PAEL CAST OF THOUGHT
AND 3NTARPRIESS OF GR3AT PITCH AND MOMENT
WIT THIS R3GARD THERE CUR3NTS TURN AWRY
AND LOSA TEH NME OF ACTION-!1111!!1 OMG LOL SOFT U NOW
!!!!!111 LOL DA FARE OPHELIA11111!! WTF NYMPH IN THY ORISONS
B AL MAH SINS REMEMBRD
!!!!1! OMG


2/20/2003 >> muhgcee

SO THIS IS JUST SOMETHNG TAHTS BEN FLOATNG AROUND IN MAH MIND FOR A WHIEL NOW AND ITD B INTERESTNG 2 GET SOME REACTIONS11!! WUT DOES UR WORK MEAN 2 U????!!? OMG WTF U MUST HAEV CHOSAN IT B/C U FOUND DA AERA OF DEVALOPMENT INTARASTNG OR SOM3THNG SIMILAR BUT WUT DOES IT RILLY M3AN 2 U??!?!? LOL

FOR AXMPL3 MAH WORK DESIGN APEALS 2 ME IN A WAY I CANT COMPLET3LY 3XPR3S11!! LOL DA WHOL3 PROCES TEH CR3ATIVITY INVOLVED TEH WHOLE CONC3PT OF DASIGN APEALS 2 MA11!1 OMG SHAPNG TEH THNGS AROUND US CONV3YNG INFORMATION TEH IEDAS INVOLV3D WUT MAEKS IT AND WUT DOESNT HOW TEH IEDAS TAHT DO MAEK IT CME 2 B AND Y THEY W3RE SPECIFICALY CHOSEN ETCETERA ETCAT3RA!111 OMG LOL AL OF IT GIEVS ME SATISFACTION GRABS ME IN A WAY OTHER THNGS DONT AND MAEKS ME WANT 2 EXPLOR3 IT MORA AND MORA!11! WTF LOL IT JUST.111!!1!1!!! OMG LOL FASCINAETS M3!1111


2/20/2003 >> pyrex

Hah.

Hah.

H4H!!!11 OMG WTF LOL

Trying to insult me eh? WTF OMG LOL

Funny how nobody comments on that post.


2/20/2003 >> muhgcee

no not trying to insult you, just looking for the closest long post to translate . . .


2/20/2003 >> ben

TEH HARDRIEV ON MAH MACHIEN AT WORK IS ADGNG CLOSER AND CLOS3R 2 A
SUDEN AND PROBABLY INCR3DIBLY INCONV3NEINT D3ATH!!111!1 OMG WTF IT 3MITS A BAERLY
AUDIBL3 3XTRAM3MLY HIGH-PITCHAD WHIEN NOT UNLIEK TEH ONE BN EMITS WHEN
HA CANT HAEV HIS GUINES1!1!! OMG LOL
- PETAR W


2/20/2003 >> pyrex

EASILY MUSNG MUST B ON3 OF DA BST MODERN LITERATURA WABSIETS ON DA INTARWEB 2DAY!!!1 WTF LOL

Yes, I, as in ME, said intarweb. Heh.




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