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Corn flakes help you not go blind
Previous | Next by rich 09 June, 2003 - 6:09 AM

Ok this feels kind a weird going on top of pyrex, but we could use some lightheartedness.

Maybe if I ate more corn flakes I could get something productive done.

Kellogg's Signs of Masturbation

1. Rounded shoulders
2. Weak Back
3. Stiffness of the joints
4. Paleness
5. Acne
6. Heart palpitations
7. Fickleness
8. Bashfullness
9. Boldness
10. Confusion
11. Disgust at simple foods
12. Bed wetting
13. Nail Biting
14. Consumption-like symptoms
15. Untrustworthiness




6/9/2003 >> rich

LOL!
I have no idea why that did not come to my mind before.
:-D


6/10/2003 >> Casey

"[John Harvey Kellogg] was in fact so committed to sexual abstinence that he apparently never consummated his relationship with his wife.

I feel bad for repressed gay people.




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