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America: Brought to you by Saudi Arabia
by Casey at 31 May, 2004 - 5:22 PM
Here it is. The very best exposition I've ever seen on the role of Saudi Arabia in world oil production. Think about what the information in this article means. We owe every aspect of our current affluent lifestyles to Saudi Arabia. In that sense, we are not a soveriegn nation.

Go Nukes.
Latest comment: 03 June 04, 4:02 AM

happy birthday jamie
by ben at 28 May, 2004 - 10:03 PM
i know it's late, but we weren't here!

Latest comment: 10 June 04, 4:32 AM

Gillette . . . custom?
by muhgcee at 28 May, 2004 - 6:16 PM
I noticed today that Gillette has a line of razors for men and women called "Custom". Except, of course, they are anything but custom. Sold in a multipack, you pull one off the shelf and there are dozens more exactly like it to be picked up by the next customer who, of course, has a different face and hence might be able to benefit from a razor that is "customized" to them. Does this seem strange to anyone else?
Latest comment: 30 May 04, 4:04 AM

oh... good words
by ben at 28 May, 2004 - 4:07 AM
i'm pretty sure i've seen this kind of behaviour from everyone i know here... makes me proud:
'If "manners maketh man" as someone said
Then he's the hero of the day
It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile
Be yourself no matter what they say'
Latest comment: 26 June 04, 6:50 AM

my day
by muhgcee at 27 May, 2004 - 6:57 PM
OK now everyone pat me on the back for harassing our T1 provider and hence getting our site back online . . .

Now that that is over with - I just completed the most gruelling drive of my life. Over 700 miles in 11 hours with one driver and one stop. Oh yeah. Sorry, I just feel proud of myself. Anyway, I am here with Rich now in Georgia, currently sitting by the pool making use of the wireless. Good stuff.

Latest comment: 29 May 04, 10:19 AM

what kind of SO are you?
by ben at 27 May, 2004 - 9:34 AM

this is the site of a person who got fired for making remarks about her coworkers, but putting the URL to the site in her email sigs... thanks fark!
Latest comment: 27 May 04, 9:34 AM

Crispy New Freestyle
by ralph at 27 May, 2004 - 8:46 AM
Yeah, some illin' shit right here:
Lyrics NSFW, use headphones.

Latest comment: 27 May 04, 10:08 AM

oh well why not
by ben at 27 May, 2004 - 7:55 AM
it's amusing, though it was too wide for our display, so i shrank it down:
Latest comment: 27 May 04, 7:55 AM

sorry for the trouble
by ben at 27 May, 2004 - 5:44 AM
management apologizes for the inconvenience. our failover backup located at the pentagon was apparently removed and burned at the stake for crimes against hamstermanity, so when the power went out due to the environmental backlash by mother nature (she was, apparently, not happy to see the aspen leaves burned in honor of Gruad fnord), we could not provide you our usual excellent array of stuff that's damn cool...
Latest comment: 27 May 04, 5:44 AM

by elfie at 27 May, 2004 - 5:41 AM
Latest comment: 28 May 04, 11:47 AM

The Iranian Connection
by Casey at 25 May, 2004 - 3:52 PM
So you all heard about the raid and arrest of Ahmed Chalabi, the US's original pick to be the Interim Iraqi president, right? In case you didn't, the reason why they liked this guy so much is becasue he was a Shia (like the majority of Iraqis), was American educated, and very anti-Saddam. Now it looks like he was just a disguised mouthpeice for Iran.

Holy shit.
Latest comment: 28 May 04, 2:12 AM

Why you should never put your picture on the Internet ...
by Dark_Knight at 25 May, 2004 - 11:28 AM
Latest comment: 29 May 04, 8:49 AM

casey should join this...
by ben at 25 May, 2004 - 8:55 AM
information warfare tribe on i think you'd have a good time there... i'm on but check it rarely, because i'm rarely on tribe...
Latest comment: 25 May 04, 3:13 PM

supperclub track listings - all albums
by ben at 25 May, 2004 - 8:07 AM
well, i guess this is back to being my blog again, or something, hehehe... anywho, for those of you daring to brave realplayer, here is the listing of all tracks on the supperclub albums, all in .ram format... i'm in the midst of saving playlists off
Latest comment: 25 May 04, 11:01 AM

by ben at 24 May, 2004 - 10:58 AM
this is interesting... me vs. ralph:
He is WAY more pessimistic than you.
He is WAY less compassionate than you.
He is WAY less sex-driven than you.
He is WAY less geeky than you.
He is WAY more socially conservative than you.
He is WAY more attentive than you.
He is WAY less spontaneous than you.
He is less kinky than you.
He is less mathematical than you.
He is less loving than you.
Latest comment: 22 August 04, 5:17 PM

where is everyone?
by ben at 24 May, 2004 - 8:24 AM
you guys are being really boring... heheh
Latest comment: 25 May 04, 4:18 AM

some opera notes
by ben at 24 May, 2004 - 6:16 AM
no, not THE opera... opera the browser for linux...

yes, virginia, there is a flash install for it, but it's not until you download and start the installer does it tell you that you can install it for opera (and not just mozilla).

also, i don't know how handy this is, but there is a "Newsfeed" button on the site, showing me the RSS in opera, email fashion. i'm up in the air about this, because there's not much management i've found for this (notification, etc.), but still, neat.
Latest comment: 24 May 04, 6:16 AM

Political Sex Scandal 2004
by Casey at 23 May, 2004 - 5:34 AM
This year's sex scandal brought to you by Wonkette and the Washington Post. I wish we knew who the men involved are.

Was she really bedding six different men or making it all up? And who is the married, high-level, [Bush-appointed], federal employee she claims paid her $400 for a lunch-hour tryst? [...] "Everything is true," Cutler told us in an interview. "It's so cliched. It's like, 'There's a slutty girl on the Hill?' There's millions of 'em," she said, laughing. "A lot of my friends are way worse than me."
Latest comment: 25 May 04, 2:09 PM

Organic food is a lie
by Casey at 23 May, 2004 - 5:27 AM
And all you hippies that buy into the marketing of the "organic food" label are being conned by the big business corporations behind it. Organic food is a manipulation of reality. The shit is vastly more expensive and less safe for you than good-old-fashioned USDA and FDA approved stuff.

What's more, the big business of "organic foods" is trying to make thier product cheaper by relaxing the standards of making "organic food" while retaining the only thing they really like about it, the "organic" label.
Latest comment: 28 May 04, 8:26 AM

by ben at 22 May, 2004 - 9:12 AM
is coming to sonar, june 7! buying tickets now!
Latest comment: 23 May 04, 7:36 AM

by Daniel at 21 May, 2004 - 9:44 AM
Mr Ben guess who?
Latest comment: 22 May 04, 12:45 PM

ahh, tech support
by ben at 21 May, 2004 - 9:30 AM
thanks neil for the link
sometimes, the techs are the problem

Latest comment: 21 May 04, 8:06 PM

no balls...
by ben at 21 May, 2004 - 5:08 AM
is this guy the son of the guy who does this blog?

thanks Pete for the first link, i don't remember who first sent me potus... it's back in our archives somewhere
Latest comment: 21 May 04, 10:37 AM

Matthew Richards attacks
by rich at 21 May, 2004 - 2:44 AM
For the other wise uninitiated who do not know my full name, it is Richard Matthews. Through out my life I have had occasional problems on various written lists being mixed up with my alter ego Matthew Richards. This morning totally out of no where Matthew launched, by far, his most wildly successful attack ever.
Latest comment: 29 June 05, 3:16 PM

it's a slow day
by ben at 20 May, 2004 - 10:10 AM
fold or wad?
Latest comment: 21 May 04, 12:29 PM

This is a pretty cool war rant
by Casey at 20 May, 2004 - 4:02 AM
I think its more pro than anti, you be the judge.
Latest comment: 25 May 04, 4:17 AM

The Terrible Secret of Space
by macb103 at 19 May, 2004 - 8:50 AM
Latest comment: 19 May 04, 8:50 AM

This is too cruel
by Xerion at 18 May, 2004 - 8:44 PM
You really have to feel sorry about the guy that had to go through this,is pretty scary what some producers will do for shows...
Latest comment: 19 May 04, 6:56 AM

today's words of wisdom
by ben at 18 May, 2004 - 4:26 AM
from psalm 69:
soon i discovered that this rock thing was true
jerry lee lewis was the devil
jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
all of a sudden, i found myself in love with the world
so there was only one thing that i could do
was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

(Caps NOT removed, ha!)
Latest comment: 20 May 04, 7:37 AM

thinkgeek is bad for me...
by ben at 17 May, 2004 - 9:18 AM
you guys can keep your ipods... i still want this
Latest comment: 18 May 04, 7:21 AM

by adrienne at 17 May, 2004 - 7:05 AM
my cousin got married on Saturday. The priest was a Vegas lounge act. There's nothing worse than an emotive Catholic who ad-libs his love for God. I almost laughed during the ceremony. Picture it.
"Oh children, God loves you so much and he just wants you to love each promise me, yes promise me now, me and God, that no matter how tough your day is, no matter how long the road, each night you will take the time, just a few minutes or so, not long, to hold each other in your arms and tell each other, because good communication is very important, tell each other how much you love one another. Go ahead. Promise me, and God, that you will do this. Say 'I promise'. Say it for God. "
-insert terrified bride and increasingly angry groom-
Getting hitched is tough enough without un-rehearsed statement-making from the crackhead priest.
Latest comment: 19 May 04, 5:57 AM

galleries went up
by ben at 17 May, 2004 - 5:20 AM
possibly the longest and most drawn out part of my project for imaginecup went up this weekend
Latest comment: 17 May 04, 5:20 AM

van helensing of troy (+ hero!)
by ben at 17 May, 2004 - 4:35 AM
ok... so, weekend was pretty run of the mill until yesterday, when in the afternoon, i went and saw Troy with my friend Tom (yay Troy! can you guess who wins?)... then, late as usual, i ran off to see Van Helsing with Jamie ("I've never seen the sea... I hear it's beautiful!")... that was pretty Velveeta (and by Velveeta I mean reprocessed cheese)... I'll let Jamie give you his impressions, but as for me, i kept noticing things that they referenced from older, better movies in a seeming attempt to gain credibility without actually having any of their own...
Latest comment: 19 May 04, 9:41 AM

The biggest part of Berg lies underneath, unseen.
by Casey at 17 May, 2004 - 3:41 AM
A good analysis of the Berg killing by K5. Its hard to get worked up over something so suspicious...
Latest comment: 19 May 04, 6:59 AM

by muhgcee at 16 May, 2004 - 8:32 PM
Did anyone else find tonight's episode of the Sopranos to be really annoying? God damn, enough with the fucking dreams.
Latest comment: 28 May 04, 3:23 AM

where is teh America??
by Xerion at 16 May, 2004 - 3:10 PM
If we are North America,and they are South America,would Mexico be just America.Ive been thinking about this all week.
Latest comment: 24 May 04, 3:57 AM

what the crap is wrong with my internet?
by ben at 15 May, 2004 - 4:41 AM
trillian will only connect to msn and (supposedly) yahoo, but nothing else... but hotmail isn't working for me... what the hell?
Latest comment: 20 May 04, 6:19 AM

This is dodgy...
by Casey at 14 May, 2004 - 9:28 AM
You guys want to play slueth? So if you have a mac, open safari and then open your downloads monitor (or if you are feeling destructive, use your windows machine and explorer). Then go to the website. You should immediately notice that something tries to download itself. On the mac I've noticed it never actually installs. I just tried it now on my windows machine at work (I've had a few minutes to kill on blogdex, and here). Suddenly I remember the little ware, quit explorer and tried to quit outlook. Then my puter locked up. Then I just shut the whole thing down, ctrl, alt, del style.

So here's the question for all you super-nerds. What the hell is this download?

Spyware for the NSA to monitor my browsing habits (I'm reading al-jazeera, therefore I must be a terrorist).

Al-Quaeda using al-jazeera as a cyber-war launch site?

Latest comment: 18 May 04, 4:18 AM

weirder and weirder..
by pyrex at 13 May, 2004 - 9:09 AM
So I just learned that the state constitution of South Carolina mandates the serving of alcohol in bars and restaurants to only be served in mini-bottles, and then I discovered this: The Leftersons - a conservative liberal-bashing 'comic' strip.
Latest comment: 14 May 04, 9:03 AM

WTF!!! This has to be a scam.
by Dark_Knight at 13 May, 2004 - 8:18 AM
How to get in touch with the Force. Use the Force yellow shirt!
Latest comment: 15 May 04, 5:02 AM

For all you Emo kids out there writing bad poetry about knives while listening to those underground bands
by elfie at 13 May, 2004 - 4:52 AM
Latest comment: 09 June 04, 11:24 AM

The Cicada Hunting Manual, Volume 1, (2004)
by Casey at 12 May, 2004 - 4:17 PM
I've been inspired to show the world how easy hunting cicadas is. As a demonstration, I got three in about ten minutes. Required tools to start:

1) trowel
2) adolescent enjoyment of digging for bugs in the dirt

Latest comment: 03 September 04, 4:04 AM

mmmmmmmmm cicadas!
by ben at 12 May, 2004 - 10:20 AM
hehe, this is from a guy at work: cicada recipes!... PDF
Latest comment: 20 May 04, 6:19 AM

Got the JOB!
by adrienne at 12 May, 2004 - 6:50 AM
Yeah, money!
maybe I'll move to Miami...
Latest comment: 13 May 04, 5:25 AM

Dark Knight's Games of the Week
by Dark_Knight at 12 May, 2004 - 5:02 AM
Latest comment: 12 May 04, 5:02 AM

Smart Canadians
by Casey at 12 May, 2004 - 3:55 AM
It seems like they have thier heads screwed on tighter up there. The Mayor of Vancouver has recently had a great "new" idea to regulate pot like alcohol and tobacco.
Latest comment: 12 May 04, 11:36 AM

Article du jour
by Casey at 12 May, 2004 - 3:22 AM
Thankfully, Kurt Vonnegut is still alive. There is no better thing than an angry, cranky geezer with an unblunted brain.. If it were't for him, I wouldn't have realized that I'm a doughnut. I think I'm going to have to read "Slaughterhouse Five" now.
Latest comment: 14 May 04, 12:44 PM

The Illiest MC Around - Work Warning
by Dark_Knight at 11 May, 2004 - 10:48 AM
All you Hip-Hop heads out there is has to be the best MC on the planet. His rhymes are sick. Real Sick


Andy Milonakis
Latest comment: 13 May 04, 4:22 AM

ebedeh w00t
by pyrex at 11 May, 2004 - 7:46 AM
Latest comment: 11 May 04, 7:46 AM

apparently i'm an RGSD
by ben at 10 May, 2004 - 1:17 PM
in addition to being an IENTSJPF, i'm also an RGSD...

Latest comment: 15 July 04, 10:36 AM

What will Mary Kate and Ashley be doing when they turn 18?
by Dark_Knight at 10 May, 2004 - 10:22 AM
Latest comment: 12 July 04, 4:08 AM

by adrienne at 10 May, 2004 - 9:50 AM
Surreal. I was in the middle of the E! Network's WildOn SouthBeach, I swear to Mike. I thought it was gonna be all interview-ey and formal and it wasn't...the future prospective boss drinks alot, then goes to the bathroom (- eats a powdered doghnut -) and comes back refreshed. It was like a wierd 'we met on the internet' date, only less comfortable. I decided it was the smartest thing to just drink Perrier.
Latest comment: 10 May 04, 10:23 AM

Free Copy of 2003
by macb103 at 10 May, 2004 - 9:03 AM
I know there are a lot of Open Source people on here who think Microsoft is the axis of the Dark Side. However, if there are any people who have turned to the pecuniary craft; Microsoft is giving away
Latest comment: 10 May 04, 10:32 AM

top story?
by muhgcee at 10 May, 2004 - 4:32 AM
Latest comment: 11 May 04, 3:10 PM

by Casey at 10 May, 2004 - 4:03 AM
My thoughts exactly. He even mentions the same public enemy number one I have on a few occasions.
Latest comment: 10 May 04, 5:26 AM

don't like this author!
by ben at 09 May, 2004 - 8:18 AM
i hate to give publicity to someone i am angry with, but jennifer weiner spammed me trying to get me to buy her books. who is jennifer weiner, you may be asking? i have no idea right now, other than someone who sent me spam under the guise of saying thank you (via form letter) for writing to her.

to which i responded, of course... i didn't write to you, sorry... and of course, got the mail daemon to tell me that she doesn't exist... so, ideas anyone? should i reciprocate? perhaps put her email on a few sites? yes... her real one.
Latest comment: 10 May 04, 9:58 AM

survey results
by sarah at 07 May, 2004 - 2:58 PM
remember the link to the web survey that i posted a while back? i just wanted to thank everybody for allowing me to post it here and to say that i actually got some meaningful results and this may turn into an independent study - if i can find grant money!

Latest comment: 08 May 04, 4:22 PM

by adrienne at 07 May, 2004 - 11:17 AM
leaving work in 15 minutes for le interview, am very nervous.
Repeating mantra as follows:
Be myself
Sit up straight
Do not spaz
Do not puke
(repeat multiple times)
Latest comment: 07 May 04, 2:59 PM

car tipping
by muhgcee at 07 May, 2004 - 6:59 AM
Ben, maybe you can stick this on the link-o-matic? Car tipping. Rob Cockerham is a genious. I can't wait until "Eating Out" comes out.
Latest comment: 09 May 04, 9:19 AM

spooky redefined
by ben at 07 May, 2004 - 6:46 AM
Latest comment: 12 May 04, 7:04 PM

This administration is wearing me down...
by Casey at 07 May, 2004 - 3:39 AM
"One thing is for certain: There won't be any more mass graves and torture rooms and rape rooms [in Iraq]."—Bush, press availability in Monterrey, Mexico, Jan. 12, 2004

"[B]etween October and December 2003, at the Abu Ghraib Confinement Facility (BCCF), numerous incidents of sadistic, blatant, and wanton criminal abuses were inflicted on several detainees. … I find that the intentional abuse of detainees by military police personnel included the following acts:

a. Punching, slapping, and kicking detainees; jumping on their naked feet;

k. A male MP guard having sex with a female detainee;

a. Breaking chemical lights and pouring the phosphoric liquid on detainees;

d. Beating detainees with a broom handle and a chair;

g. Sodomizing a detainee with a chemical light and perhaps a broom stick."

—Executive summary of Taguba report, finalized Feb. 29, 2004, briefed to superiors on March 3, 2004, and submitted in final form on March 9, 2004
Latest comment: 09 May 04, 8:23 AM

fixed the archives page
by ben at 06 May, 2004 - 10:20 AM
for those of you that use it, the archives page is fixed
Latest comment: 08 May 04, 2:36 PM

Japanese Reality Television ... Comes to Catonsville?
by elfie at 06 May, 2004 - 5:21 AM
Okay, maybe I just need to stop smoking crack in the morning, but I swear this is what I saw. I was driving up 40 heading East toward 695 after picking up breakfast at the gas station. I noticed a woman walking down the grassy median. Now this would not be so odd except for... well... lots of things.
Latest comment: 06 May 04, 9:34 PM

excitement of the morning
by ben at 06 May, 2004 - 4:52 AM
dude, Dark_Knight just showed me we have a "research" button in IE... right click somewhere in the toolbar, click customize, and it's there near the bottom.

note: he theorizes that it might be a feature of Office 2k3... but it's worth a check... this is a really cool feature!
Latest comment: 06 May 04, 8:52 AM

by Dark_Knight at 06 May, 2004 - 4:07 AM
Yup thats the new thing. Technosexual, metrosexual is now old news.. - A guide to the Geek in need of style and the Stylish in need of geek

technosexual(TEK.noh.sek.shoo.ul) n. A dandyish narcissist in love with not only himself, but also his urban lifestyle & gadgets; a straight man who is in touch with his feminine side but has fondness for electronics such as cell phones, pda’s, computers, software, and the web.
—technosexuality n.
Latest comment: 06 May 04, 9:39 PM

PowerBook G4 12
by rich at 05 May, 2004 - 6:32 PM
It looks like I have bought this. Four months after selling my Dell tank-o-laptop to Ben and Michelle I find my self in a job where I am traveling a lot. I wanted something small, geeky and sexy all in one. I think this just might do it. Plus I am going to force myself to learn some OSX Mac, a topic I have been ignorant of for way too long.

I have got to say it is pretty sweet, but I give myself a few years until I am holding tent revivals.
Latest comment: 13 August 04, 10:26 AM

He won't go away
by Dark_Knight at 05 May, 2004 - 5:47 PM
Latest comment: 05 May 04, 5:47 PM

by muhgcee at 05 May, 2004 - 11:32 AM
Hey! Who wants to go to the O's game tonight? Give me a call.
Latest comment: 06 May 04, 11:55 AM

YetiSports Part 4
by Dark_Knight at 05 May, 2004 - 10:57 AM
It is finally here.

Yetisports Part 4
Latest comment: 06 May 04, 5:35 AM

Women in the draft?
by muhgcee at 05 May, 2004 - 10:54 AM
It looks like women may be entering the draft. But, in my opinion, for the wrong reason. Their reasoning is that we need more people, not more equality. Also, they want to up the draft age to 34. But, I am a little suspicious of this article, because it doesn't seem to have hit any of the major newspapers.
Latest comment: 06 May 04, 4:41 AM

Khan!!! Revisted
by Dark_Knight at 05 May, 2004 - 10:48 AM
Latest comment: 07 May 04, 3:24 PM

The Perfect Letter
by Dark_Knight at 05 May, 2004 - 10:40 AM
Dear Mom,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I
eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle.

But is not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have lots more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstacy we may want.

In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit so you can know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,

PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report Card that's in my desk drawer...

I love you!
Latest comment: 05 May 04, 10:40 AM

I think you guys'll like this
by adrienne at 05 May, 2004 - 10:35 AM
I know most of you farq during the day, but in case you don't here's a wicked funny little ditty.
Latest comment: 05 May 04, 10:35 AM

best URL of the day entry goes to:
by ben at 05 May, 2004 - 8:43 AM
Latest comment: 05 May 04, 10:36 AM

Getting better with the fibs
by adrienne at 05 May, 2004 - 7:38 AM
I didn't want to come to work this morning because I drank tew much last night, so I fibbed and told work I had an interview. To make it sound good I even created a story about my interviewer smacking into my car in the parking lot, and embellished with magnanimous good cheer..."my car's such a beater anyway, it's not like you could even tell". I'm good.
Latest comment: 05 May 04, 10:56 AM

Britney Spears
by adrienne at 05 May, 2004 - 7:05 AM
I wish I could be more gracious about stoopid things people do, but when it comes to stoopid tatoos I simply must chuckle out loud. Girlie has got herself another misunderstanding skin-deep, and this time it's really funny. She tatooed YIDDISH words (which turned out to mean something completely different than she intended) on herself even though, if you're Jewish, tats are completely verbotten. Hey, Britney, do it again! Third time's the charm, eh?
hehe, nice one dipshit.
Latest comment: 06 May 04, 5:33 AM

Jesus Christ Superstar at the Warner Theatre in DC
by elfie at 05 May, 2004 - 5:30 AM
Last night, Pie, Faith, and I went to see Jesus Christ Superstar at the Warner in DC. I had of course seen this play before in movie form on television a couple times, but this as my first time seeing it performed live. Faith was in the same boat I was in. Pie mouthed along to every song. I enjoyed it quite thoroughly.
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guest strips are teh suck
by ben at 05 May, 2004 - 5:08 AM
short rant today... i don't like guest strips... i understand why people put them up... they just never capture any of the funny that the author has. i understand that the author thinks these people are funny, but if i liked them, i would read them. i understand that part of the reason is to introduce me to these other authors, but i have enough people shoving links down my trillian tube every day...

guest strips are teh suck
Latest comment: 05 May 04, 9:04 AM

Good site
by Casey at 05 May, 2004 - 3:14 AM
I'm sure most of you have seen this by now. Here it is anyway. I am really liking this site. I'm making it a regular visit and maybe dropping K5 or something to compensate.

One of my favorite targets is Bill O'Reilly. The guy simply isn't a journalist even though he plays one on TV. Journalists aren't allowed personal opinions.
Latest comment: 05 May 04, 3:14 AM

recent conversation with supervisor
by adrienne at 04 May, 2004 - 10:46 AM
I believe my brain has been transmogrified. I now think with a fig newton
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by elfie at 04 May, 2004 - 9:28 AM
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news for y'all
by ben at 04 May, 2004 - 6:25 AM
for anyone interested, pyrex told me he's been having problems with connectivity, so that's probably why you haven't seen him online in a while...

and linux just bit me in the kneecaps
Latest comment: 04 May 04, 8:16 AM

latest fight with boyfriend is absurd to the point of absurdity
by adrienne at 04 May, 2004 - 5:19 AM
I went shopping, purchased tops and a dress. He accused me of...wait for it....coordinating outfits. That's right, putting clothes together with other clothes in such a way that they would make outfits which wouldn't clash within themselves. I am stunned. This is one of my two greatest creative outlets! I shop for clothing to make, that's right, outfits, and I fold modular origame. I'm pretty good at both and take the chance to practice whenever possible. I have no idea what to do...wear large floral print with plaid? Would this make him happy? How about paisley? With stripes?
Latest comment: 04 May 04, 6:07 AM

Dark Knight's Games of the Week
by Dark_Knight at 04 May, 2004 - 4:06 AM
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Land on the Moon?
by Dark_Knight at 03 May, 2004 - 10:28 AM
Did we really land on the moon? I bet this will change your mind.
Latest comment: 04 May 04, 6:09 AM

My Hero
by C Mo at 03 May, 2004 - 6:14 AM
I don't know if this was on here or not before. But that teacher is just too cool for school.

It's a good thing, too. Because it doesn't look like she will be attending school any longer.
Latest comment: 03 May 04, 6:14 AM

by muhgcee at 01 May, 2004 - 9:28 PM
Never EVER try sea urchin sushi.
Latest comment: 05 May 04, 8:32 AM

tekkiehaus lan party review
by ben at 01 May, 2004 - 7:06 AM
or, as i was going to title it, "the first time in a long time i've spent 24 hours mostly awake and completely sober"... but then i realized that as i was going to sleep on the reclining chair at the haus that the caffeine buzz i had was giving me this eerie feeling that i was rocking just a little, as if i were in a hammock.

that wasn't the best part of the night however. my personal favorite was when Dan (from work) and Jamie duked it out one on one for the championship of unreal tournament (2004, for those who are interested and weren't there)... Artifact Software represented well, because after that, we played Rise of Nations (a very tough game) in which Stu, Jamie, myself and someone i had just met (what was his name?) took over most of the world from Rich I, Rich II et al. Because Stu's not interested in extra large t-shirts, Jamie and i got the remaining 2 shirts... w00t to us!
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