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22 May, 2008 - 4:12 AM
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Esquire Mag yesterday published it's list of 100 best bars in America. Maryland has 2, and both are in B-more. I'd already been to the Brewer's a clutch of times so I thought to myself, "Self, let's check out The Shamrock...it's one of the 100 best bars in America and it's walking distance from the house. What Luck!"
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11 March, 2008 - 7:40 AM
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Rilo Kiley will be at Rams head in early june...if anyone else got all excited over this tidbit let's go! June 7 $25
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22 January, 2008 - 9:27 AM
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06 December, 2007 - 6:06 AM
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30 November, 2007 - 12:17 AM
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My friend Cathy has 2 tix to the Raven's game Monday. End Zone, Raven's side.
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12 November, 2007 - 9:24 AM
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Knocked Up was hilarious. I almost peed on three seperate occasions. If'n you en't seen it, I rekun you shud. Next on the list is SuperBad. Anyone got input on that one?
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09 November, 2007 - 1:41 AM
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http://www.nbc11.com/slideshow/news/14544249/detail.html
there's one where the baby sticks it's tiny baby belly at the camera. BABY BELLY! (sound of razzzberries in the air)
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08 November, 2007 - 4:28 AM
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are playing with Northern State
Saturday, Nov 24
Lisner Auditorium
Washington, DC
Anyone else...crap! that's the weekend after Thanksgiving. I'll be in Pitt.
Oh well. Looks like another PSA from Adrienne.
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08 November, 2007 - 1:34 AM
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Those who know me know that I am prone to startle all by myself. I need no impetus.
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18 October, 2007 - 8:05 AM
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Yes. Yes I am.
It's not like there isn't plenty of work to do: voicemails to check from last week, depositions to schedule, etc....but I don't wanna. If I hit F5 one more time while staring at CraigsList for some slight change I will officially have become a Stop sign.
any good Webcomics to read?
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06 September, 2007 - 12:34 AM
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but it was probably happening all along.
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05 September, 2007 - 4:50 AM
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20 August, 2007 - 5:01 AM
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18 July, 2007 - 8:29 AM
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Back in the day, when I was a little raver, I would stand in line at the clubs and get sweaty-palmed and rumbly-tummied with excitement in anticipation of all the fun I was going to be having dancing and jumping around and killing off my brain. I now have the palm/tummy effect for Gogol Bordello. It's almost too much. Anytime now I'm going to start playing with outfits and make-up. And wishing for my first car. And looking forward to college. I feel young.
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18 July, 2007 - 2:03 AM
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Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack .
1977 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
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11 July, 2007 - 12:30 AM
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It's O.K. not having AC, there is still relief at the local pub or at the movie theater...but to have no air circulation or access to cold beer? Being without electricity is the suck.
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19 June, 2007 - 1:58 PM
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My north, my south.
My east and west.
My working week
My Sunday rest.
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13 June, 2007 - 1:11 AM
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I'm gonna make the best workout mix CD ever. As per the title of this selection.
Please gift to me the title and artist of your favorite booty shakin' treadmill tearing bike shreddin' song. Only the favs. This is the BEST MIX EVER. All songs submitted will be included in this, The Best Workout Mix Ever.
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14 May, 2007 - 5:44 AM
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This story is about a young dog, let's call him Spike, and how his mommy and daddy got a divorce approximately 9 years ago, when he was 4 years old, and he was spitefully dropped off at the SPCA in retaliation by the daddy in order to break the mommy's heart.
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10 May, 2007 - 7:58 AM
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For some time now it's been exile in Guyville for me: my friends are boys, %99.9 of the way around the block and that's the way it frikin is. It was neither here or there for quite awhile, I was perfectly happy to have good friends regardless of their gender, but now I am seeing some definite benefits of having all these boys around.
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10 May, 2007 - 3:55 AM
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I have wicked cute friends and I need pics of Ben, Peter Kovach, and the Miley bros.
<br/>Fah Toi Matchdotcom, it Adrienne's world now.
<br/>bitches
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04 May, 2007 - 3:29 AM
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I went on a date last night with a guy I actually like. I was being charming and impressive. Dinner was great. Then dinner was over and it was time to move onto the activities portion of the evening. Decision time: do something passivley entertaining (movie, TV, etc) or do something actively entertaining (games, nookie, etc)
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08 December, 2006 - 12:43 PM
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Good evening, friends. It's been sometime since I visited this site regularly so I thought I'd make an entrance by dancing on the ragged edge of Attorney/Client Privledge and Work Product Doctrine. I love to salsa.
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09 August, 2005 - 2:50 AM
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Yo, thug (Ben). Me and my man got us (you, Mike, Me and MisterMystery) tix to the Sun game @ Camden vs. Toronto. If this is kewl ring the cellie. If this is not kewl please do the same. I am sew excited I'm about to vibrate right out of my skin
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23 November, 2004 - 10:17 AM
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12 November, 2004 - 9:36 AM
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Joy Luck Club
(this feather comes from far away, and carries with it all of my good intentions)
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10 November, 2004 - 10:06 AM
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I just joined frienster today, it's very interesting. I like it. Ralph? Ben?
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21 October, 2004 - 7:15 AM
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05 October, 2004 - 10:14 AM
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Since I am very busy and important I have not had time for your sophomoric rants and observations. Smack.
Just funning. News Flash: I am coming home! Maybe. Dependant upon my next conversation with the Ben, and whether or not y'all know of an attorney who needs a willing little gopher.
and also I got a letter from US Customs and Border Patrol, so I might be deported.
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11 June, 2004 - 4:57 AM
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Be advised, the Pixies are on tour. On Oct.8 they play in Tampa...some of us already have tix, but if anyone else wants to make this a big-ol EA get together I'm very very on that tip. If you're a fan, get your tickets and come on down. My house will be open for travelers.
Black Francis rides again.
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10 June, 2004 - 4:26 AM
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I got free tickets for my friends and I.
I drank lots of expensive, low-quality beer from plastic bottles
I met the guy who runs the spring training camp for the Cincinatti Reds, and one of the guys who works for the Giants.
I met a Giant.
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09 June, 2004 - 7:20 AM
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Spiro the Zero and I split ways. I feel mentholated.
It was quick and painless, except for having to unplug and turn off all of my phones to avoid contact (he's very dramatic, you know).
No more bad boyfriends. Ever. In the quarter century I have been on this Earth I have had more than my share.
I hereby declare myself a Boyfriend-Free Zone. Like a Drug Free School-Zone, but with boyfriends, and the Zone wears cute shoes.
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adrienne
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01 June, 2004 - 10:52 AM
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Here's a new entry in the Corporate Journals...How do you know you're not gonna get the job?
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17 May, 2004 - 7:05 AM
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my cousin got married on Saturday. The priest was a Vegas lounge act. There's nothing worse than an emotive Catholic who ad-libs his love for God. I almost laughed during the ceremony. Picture it.
"Oh children, God loves you so much and he just wants you to love each other...so promise me, yes promise me now, me and God, that no matter how tough your day is, no matter how long the road, each night you will take the time, just a few minutes or so, not long, to hold each other in your arms and tell each other, because good communication is very important, tell each other how much you love one another. Go ahead. Promise me, and God, that you will do this. Say 'I promise'. Say it for God. "
-insert terrified bride and increasingly angry groom-
Getting hitched is tough enough without un-rehearsed statement-making from the crackhead priest.
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adrienne
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12 May, 2004 - 6:50 AM
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Yeah, money!
maybe I'll move to Miami...
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adrienne
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10 May, 2004 - 9:50 AM
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Surreal. I was in the middle of the E! Network's WildOn SouthBeach, I swear to Mike. I thought it was gonna be all interview-ey and formal and it wasn't...the future prospective boss drinks alot, then goes to the bathroom (- eats a powdered doghnut -) and comes back refreshed. It was like a wierd 'we met on the internet' date, only less comfortable. I decided it was the smartest thing to just drink Perrier.
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adrienne
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07 May, 2004 - 11:17 AM
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leaving work in 15 minutes for le interview, am very nervous.
Repeating mantra as follows:
Be myself
Sit up straight
Do not spaz
Do not puke
(repeat multiple times)
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adrienne
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05 May, 2004 - 10:35 AM
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adrienne
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05 May, 2004 - 7:38 AM
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I didn't want to come to work this morning because I drank tew much last night, so I fibbed and told work I had an interview. To make it sound good I even created a story about my interviewer smacking into my car in the parking lot, and embellished with magnanimous good cheer..."my car's such a beater anyway, it's not like you could even tell". I'm good.
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05 May, 2004 - 7:05 AM
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I wish I could be more gracious about stoopid things people do, but when it comes to stoopid tatoos I simply must chuckle out loud. Girlie has got herself another misunderstanding skin-deep, and this time it's really funny. She tatooed YIDDISH words (which turned out to mean something completely different than she intended) on herself even though, if you're Jewish, tats are completely verbotten. Hey, Britney, do it again! Third time's the charm, eh?
hehe, nice one dipshit.
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04 May, 2004 - 10:46 AM
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I believe my brain has been transmogrified. I now think with a fig newton
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04 May, 2004 - 5:19 AM
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I went shopping, purchased tops and a dress. He accused me of...wait for it....coordinating outfits. That's right, putting clothes together with other clothes in such a way that they would make outfits which wouldn't clash within themselves. I am stunned. This is one of my two greatest creative outlets! I shop for clothing to make, that's right, outfits, and I fold modular origame. I'm pretty good at both and take the chance to practice whenever possible. I have no idea what to do...wear large floral print with plaid? Would this make him happy? How about paisley? With stripes?
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30 April, 2004 - 10:31 AM
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About 70% of the people I work with have baby pics of either their own or their grandkids with bunny ears on. They are so frickin' cute! I used to think that the baby-cum-furry look was played, but as I get older I find it more and more drool inducing. I just want to eat them all up! With ranch dressing!
I am becoming the body suburban.
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28 April, 2004 - 10:58 AM
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Chocolate-Chocolate Chip Muffins = excuse to eat a cupcake in the morning.
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28 April, 2004 - 9:57 AM
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I was online yesterday, very bored, so I decided to take a look through the looking glass: I googled myself. It seems that anyone who has googled me would probably think a) I starve myself for science, b) I have been dead for a year.
There's only a few things, research papers with NIH and this blog, to credit my existence... and neither show any real activity since about a year ago. I need to publish something or there'll be no current proof of me.
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26 April, 2004 - 7:11 AM
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26 April, 2004 - 6:16 AM
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The woman I work with just told me to go put the recieved mail back in the mailbox. She said, 'because I don't want to get confused...and I already opened some mail today".
I am flabbergasted by her inability to stray, even mildly, from her mapped course of action for the day. She absolutely can not vary her routine, or she gets confused.
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23 April, 2004 - 4:19 AM
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I went to the dog track last night. I won money.
I'm thinking that I probably would've been better off losing... It seems that people who win on their first time out are more likely to get sucked in. As if I need more encouragment to add on another addiction.
The beer was cheap and plentiful, the hot dogs were cheap and plentiful. All in all a foamy good time.
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21 April, 2004 - 6:07 AM
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There are mostly men here, and while this may be a step back for the whole 'equal employment of women' thing, I really like the aftershave-y smell they leave everywhere. I feel surrounded by manly men. And RightGuard.
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20 April, 2004 - 7:36 AM
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This job is scrambling my circuits. I get done filing at the end of the day and all I can think is, "tree pretty, fire bad".
The lack of mental stimulation seems to have the fabulous effect of making it impossible for my brain to function in any real capacity when it becomes necessary. I find myself consciously remembering to blink.
A nap refreshes you, but a mental break can be crippling. Isn't irony ironic that way?
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19 April, 2004 - 10:54 AM
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Kr8n took me to the best club I've been to down here, it's called The Castle. The downstairs bar had a moat! You could float stuf down the moat! And drinks were served by wenches, fat ones with all their fat pushed up and out by these pleather corsets. They were hot. The upstairs had wickd German techno and the screens were full of KillBill Vol 1, with Blade superimposed, and all of it was backwards. There was also an outdoor section with people dancing funny.
I imagine that this is what the Orifice would look like if the owner had more funds, a larger crowd, better music, and some muther-f'in imagination.
I'm going back.
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15 April, 2004 - 6:00 AM
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What would you wear if you were going to meet POTUS? The one we have now.
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15 April, 2004 - 4:19 AM
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Have discovered quality Mexican eats and an eighties cover band that wears Divo hats. Tequila also seems to prevail, and you can't argue with the gudnes of that.
TAQUITOS!!
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08 April, 2004 - 8:14 AM
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The place where I'm temping today has a pond in the back of the building where people smoke, and since I smoke this is where I've been most of the day. I noticed that around the open ashtray is scat from the birds in the pond and a lightbulb went off: the stoopid ducks have been sitting on the edge of the ashtray and eating the butts. This could be dangerous to their stoopid little duckie intestinal systems. I've lodged a notice.
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01 April, 2004 - 10:52 AM
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I am now performing tasks that require less brain power than Coco the Chimp uses to peel her morning banana.
Have started to sing the alphabet song in head, quickly (the coffee is mos def caf, today).
Sorry for the no replys earlier. Am peon and have no access to computar.
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adrienne
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30 March, 2004 - 4:50 AM
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Temping has turned into a twisted version of the old Folgers' Crystals add: "Someone has secretly switched Dren's normal coffee with the more ineffectual bean-water known as decaf"
Am the personification of lassitude.
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adrienne
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05 March, 2004 - 9:47 AM
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I fucking hate this place, this peninsular hell is going to drive me to drink. Vapid women, agendas under every toupe', fake tans & blond highlights on men and women, white sequined cowboy boots, a complete lack of acceptable curries, and all the good strippers migrated somewhere...and I can't find them! I'm thinking of starting a 'save the dren fund' to finance my return to the original 13. Sally Struthers is on my short list of possible spokes-persons. Hope you guys are well.
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adrienne
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23 February, 2004 - 5:41 AM
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I have only met a few people here, but they've spawned an entirely un-weather-related observation: people here cannot talk politics with one another. They don't even try. Republicans don't talk with other republicans because they're afraid of just how liberal things can get in their own party, and they don't talk to democrats because they might get cooties. Dems have the same issue, only replace 'liberal' with 'Christian', and 'cooties' with 'stoopid'.
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adrienne
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12 February, 2004 - 6:17 AM
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Yesterday I had my first corporate interview, it was with McDonald's.
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adrienne
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03 February, 2004 - 11:25 AM
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adrienne
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02 February, 2004 - 10:56 AM
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since I haven't met anyone here Ben suggested that I go onto yahoo groups for some inspiration.
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22 January, 2004 - 10:23 AM
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I now live in St.Petersburg Florida, land of Jesus and strip clubs with trucker discounts.
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30 December, 2003 - 7:02 AM
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It's the 30th of December, and I have 17 days left in the Charm. Today I changed my address and all kinds of stuff in preparation and for the first time I actually feel like I'm going. There exists momentum in the world and I have a little bit myself now. How exciting! New house, new backyard, new state, and the ability to migrate the length of a continent and know that the same re-runs and fast food will comfort me there as here. God Bless America.
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19 December, 2003 - 11:00 AM
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and to celebrate I got tequilaed for three nights straight. Patron, good shit, no hangovers and no sour tummy. You guys missed some great action: got to chase a cute boy around the beltway in a sweet new passat (owned by other cute boy in passenger seat, squealing like a stuck piggie), B&E so Wendy could use the facilities in unknown person's apartment (good thing no dog), and a little girl on girl action I caught on film in the bathroom at the Brewer's...other girls, not me.
what can I say, school is out forever. Or at least till Columbia. Manhattan is so not ready for this yet.
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21 November, 2003 - 4:39 AM
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Last night the X brought Little Spike back to me, along with his bowls, brushes, and other fixins, per the new and improved custody agreement. This morning is our first morning together again, me and my floppy doggie, and I forgot that he smells the place up so G.D. much. I'm dropping him at the groomer's shop in an hour, I really hope that it helps, cause if not we'll be serving the dog on toast at Rich's Novemberfest. I hear Basset goes well with beer and crab dip, if not we'll just order pizza! Pizza!
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19 November, 2003 - 9:00 AM
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Just the other day Martin Sheen said something to the effect that the most havoc is wreaked when something we take completely for granted goes away. This made me think to grab a pack of batteries and a case of bottled water last night while I happened to be at Home Despot. It's a good darn thing too, because today a water main broke in Towson and now a good portion of Baltimore Co. is devoid of running water, including my apartment.
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05 November, 2003 - 6:08 AM
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I watch a lot of TV, and until about fifteen minutes ago I couldn't tell you why this was a good idea...but now I get it!
I was watching Ally McBeal, the episodes when she's just getting into Robert Downey Jr, and I realized that the sitcoms have a Life Lesson for us all! Lots of Lessons!
Lesson the First: no matter what, your true love will be written out sooner than you would like, and all the people you feel merely tepid towards will get seven year contracts.
Lesson the Second: the thinner the better. No matter what, Tracey Gold.
Lesson the Third: (Dawson's Crack) even if you don't like the girl next door right now, don't say anything you'll regret because at the end of the series you're going to see the flashback montage and feel serious shame.
Lesson the Fourth: a cross country move for the character is merely cover up for the actor going into rehab.
Lesson the Fifth: (ER) Recidivism, while fruitful soil for primetime emotive momentum, is unpleasant (especially when there are kids involved). It happens after two weeks clean, or five years. To be safe, sterilize your junkie.
I hope you all have paid attention, there will be a quiz.
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02 November, 2003 - 2:34 PM
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I just found out that I have an opportunity to move to Florida. A little two bedroom house in my mother's network of friends' dropped in my lap over the last week so I'm snatching it up. It's in St.Petersburg, on the Gulf in Biscaynne Co. So Congratulations, you guys! You now have a(nother?) place to hang your hat that's only fifteen minutes walk away from sandy beaches and warm sun. Count yourself lucky.
So it's quick, and with the holidays I know it'll feel quicker, and all of a sudden I will no longer need my five black wool overcoats.
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28 October, 2003 - 10:10 AM
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Is it true that you can only change an institution from the inside? Or is that just the most effective way?
I think I wanna be the next Democrat to move to Fla for the sake of our national soul. It's a lock where the MD electorals are going...and I hear that the Liberaterians are trying to take NH by force of mass.
Anybody wanna join the NRA with me so we can block-vote to disband? It could work.
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27 October, 2003 - 6:04 AM
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last night, for the first time ever, I lost a file. I make fun of people for this. I tell them they're damn liars when they say their hard drive went wonky. It's a karmic kick in the butt. It ws my biology midterm essays. I was frantic.
I'm telling you, whatever variation on the file title I could think of I searched for, it was a mess. From now on I will be sympathetic with those who have lost files. I will not call them morons. To their face.
I will appreciate the time I am granted in which to complete a take home exam and will save multiple copies in multiple places. Chuthulu, I have learned my lesson.
pray for my soul. and my diploma.
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21 October, 2003 - 3:56 AM
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I saw the national anthem played on Saturday by a band at Oktoberfest. Not one person in the three hundred person crowd (besides me and Erin) put their hand on their heart. Not one man removed his cap. The 70 or so people on the bleachers sat. There was cheering, so it wasn't intentional protest, there were plenty of American flag stickers on the cars in the parking lots and folks were happy to raise their steins of beer in salute to the band...you would've thought...
It was pretty depressing. I felt self-conscious becuase I had my hand on my heart during the anthem.
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16 October, 2003 - 9:42 AM
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seems interesting. A new grad focus at Hopkins...so now that I'm staying in the Charm for awhile I may look into it. I would make a great soldier: I'm judgemental and focused, and suprisingly enough I'm really good at following orders. (I like orders. Orders are fun.)
Anybody know about interesting grad programs re law or govn't stuff? I'm looking through the obscure right now, so make 'em wierd. Like Legislating Belly-Button Lint as a major or something.
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15 October, 2003 - 6:39 PM
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Two years ago I took a required Ethics course and received a "D" because I did not turn in the final paper, a personal Code of Ethics. Tonight I turned it in, and because of that I might graduate in January. Hooray. I wish I had learned earlier in life that procrastination is poisonous. But the celebration is nice and earlier this evening we went for a drink. The waiter had green eyes. Obvious non-smoker.
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08 October, 2003 - 7:27 AM
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Since the last time I wrote I've learned a few things that I think I should share with you in the spirit of shared wisdom:
1) it's a house of mirrors out there in the cold world
2) sincerity is an easy disguise
3) people, most of them, are total jizzbags
I give these nuggets to you so that you can avoid learning them all on your lonesome. Marinate, cook, serve with fresh basil.
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10 September, 2003 - 11:10 AM
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I received a fun little bumper sticker from Eva in my birthday basket. "Tagedieb"
Not wanting to pull a Britney, I chacked with Dad today. It means 'dawdler'. She wants me to advertize my slow southern (and relatively obvious) nature...to those stuck behind me on the beltway.
I think they know, lovie, I think they know.
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29 August, 2003 - 5:46 AM
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Young girl left jobless, looks forward to cartoons and homemade breakfasts.
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27 August, 2003 - 5:48 AM
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This guy has a funny comic. Ben: please add a link so that I may continue to use this site as a springboard for all of my comic viewing pleasure.
http://flem.keenspace.com/
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25 August, 2003 - 6:36 AM
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Sorry I missed the exciting move, Benny. I'll be happy to bring over (insert bevvies here) or (alternate). I was unaware that you were moving...I am generally unaware. Does this mean I can't eat at your mom's house anymore? I really like eating there. Alot.
On a more personal note: I got the cutest shoes yesterday!
Another note: My party is this Sunday in Philly at Bump. You should come. It will be techno fun!
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20 August, 2003 - 6:22 AM
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not work this semester, but I got an offer I couldn't refuse. Just six more months, I swear!
Truth is I really couldn't refuse: full salary and benes for 16 hours a week, and the unerstanding that I really don't care that much. Also, no pressure. I come in at 10 ish and leave before evening traffic, the boss brings me coffe with the correct amount of sugar and cream, and for lunch I often sit in the mall for several hours.
It's like being unemployed with a paycheck.
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19 August, 2003 - 8:13 AM
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A girl I work with offered to drive me to and from work yesterday cause my car was in the shop...
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19 August, 2003 - 4:08 AM
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Eva is throwing me a party up in Philly on the 31st at a club called Bump. It's in Center City and if you let me know you're coming you can be assured entry and beverages. All hail the Eva. And thank the Lord I married money!
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15 August, 2003 - 10:26 AM
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Ethanol fire last week, Acrylamide spill, then today a mercury spill.
My first born will no doubt be a flipper baby.
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15 August, 2003 - 7:07 AM
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Heather Mei is being sent back to the desert...this time it's Iraq. She's only been back for such a short time. I'm so sad.
Je ponce que je suis un belle melange aujourd hui, mes amis. Je suis triste.
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14 August, 2003 - 9:34 AM
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I naver thought I'd live this long. Kind of wish I hadn't.
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14 August, 2003 - 4:57 AM
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And apparently I'm a little lopsided. My face seems to have lost it's balance somewhere between the comedy club and this morning.
Even MORE important than it being my birthday....
nope. can't think of anything.
Thanks, you guys. I may even live to see the next 1/4 century.
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08 August, 2003 - 6:06 AM
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Last Saturday I went to a wedding shower for a girl who I was roomates and very good frends with years ago. We've grown apart, but there was no animosity even though we parted in an akward way (for another story). So after the shower we get together with her groom (a guy I introduced her to) and a bunch of his friends, brothers, and their friends and frats buddies. The bar we went to was a good time, and I had a fun bet with Bride's little sis about phone #s and such so I thought everything was on the up and up. Until we got outside.
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30 July, 2003 - 6:59 AM
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28 July, 2003 - 4:47 AM
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i will rejoice at the start of the brand spankee new weak.
the day after this one is all mine, so till then I rejoice.
(Excerpt from younger sister's 'creative english' e-mail. All teens are mental)
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25 July, 2003 - 10:09 AM
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I just saw one of my students walking down the hall in capri pants/clamdiggers.
It was a he.
I am disturbed by this.
Men (especially, but women really need to watch overexposure) shouldn't wear these items. Even if sold in your section at the A&F in the mall. Even if your friends are wearing them. In fact, far from advising you to emmulate your compatriots, I advise you find new ones. Ones who don't dress like poofs.
They are not flattering. Many trends are not flattering (see: Sassoon jeans, pleated pants, pegged cuffs).
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24 July, 2003 - 11:07 AM
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Let's have some ideas for making those hours pass. Let's have some brain-fun. Let's keep well away from internet puzzles and do something that doesn't require a proper cushion on the chair.
On y va.
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24 July, 2003 - 9:35 AM
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Since I've moved out of the lab and into the office I've become a persona-non-grata as far as productivity is concerned: I have only been in this position for awhile so I don't know the whole score, and I'm done in a month so I don't really care about keeping my job through motivation and other silly, energy consuming, things.
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24 July, 2003 - 6:14 AM
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It happened with the HFStival, ArtScape, SoWeBo, and to a lesser extent PowWow...they all started drawing crowds. Pushy crowds. Messy, yelling-child crowds. Crowds that won't shut up when Aretha Franklin is on stage. Heathens.
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23 July, 2003 - 6:47 AM
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what is this? is it with comics? cause the guy who does little games is gonna be there. so I might go.
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23 July, 2003 - 5:34 AM
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yep. that's the title of Justin Timberlake's new album. I didn't know that before now. I was blissfully ignorant. Now I can't stop laughing, my lord that is FUNNY!
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23 July, 2003 - 5:09 AM
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Not last night
but the night before
One new neighbor girl
came knockin at my door
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22 July, 2003 - 10:07 AM
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If tomorrow isn't less boring I'll shoot someone. Maybe myself. but I doubt that, 'Cause I'm the most exciting thing going on around here.
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21 July, 2003 - 8:25 AM
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You know, Snaggy? That guy with the annoying habit of flashing his camera in my face? I totally Did The Dew on his disposable...did he even try to chase us? 'Cause we stopped for a shooter to wait for him to catch up, thought he may want to get his money's worth in ass-whup. Hooray LiveWire! What a fucking stoopid loser that guy was. He had twelve of his buddies telling him to get out of the angry bitch's face and he still didn't heed the word. Even they could see trouble comin', and it wasn't even headed in their direction.
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18 July, 2003 - 6:31 AM
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During my appointment yesterday with my advisor I discovered that he'd recommended me for a position with the Judicial Ethics committe in Annapolis. It's an internship, but the duties include drafting legislation, which is a big job.
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17 July, 2003 - 8:47 AM
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Elfie has an extra ticket for the Anaheim game tomorrow. reply if you want it.
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17 July, 2003 - 8:01 AM
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16 July, 2003 - 7:34 AM
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Let's make a pact, seventh grade style.
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15 July, 2003 - 7:45 AM
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14 July, 2003 - 8:52 AM
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a fairly innocuous substance, methylamine is used in the production on MDMA and Methamphetamine, and has therefore been put on our list of CDSs. This blows. There are other, completely legitimate, scientific, and not at all dangerous, applications in which methylamine is necessary and cannot be substituted...such as photographic analysis, etc.
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11 July, 2003 - 7:54 AM
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11 July, 2003 - 5:08 AM
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I would like to remind Ben, Michelle, Rich, Stu, and Jamie (+1), that the ball game is next Friday at 7 p.m. or so.
I think that a meeting place should be established with easy access to the Light Rail.
Note: tix were 23 + 7 in service fees.
Thank You
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10 July, 2003 - 10:51 AM
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If you are nice to the Japanese doctors they bring you gifts of sweets and crackers in beautiful containers. Sometimes the food tastes funny so you have to give it to Ben's mom, but otherwise they're nice to snack on. Be nice to the Japanese doctors if you want crackers.
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10 July, 2003 - 6:58 AM
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10 July, 2003 - 6:50 AM
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Picture it, the day after the date. No call.
The week after. No Call.
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10 July, 2003 - 5:00 AM
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Since I busted my knee all up to Hamburger, I've had to search for alternate outfits to my normal work-a-day jeans and tee. Can't let anything touch the Hamburger.
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09 July, 2003 - 11:46 AM
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the new strongbad e-mail is a riot, of course, but the real jewel happens approx. 20 secs. from the apparent end. just wait.
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09 July, 2003 - 7:33 AM
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there's something wrong with my computer. All the people's voices sound stoopid and high. Not high like Hendrix, high like Kathy Ireland. What do I do?
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08 July, 2003 - 5:14 AM
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Friday night, though one of the most terrible Independence Days I've ever experienced, was not without it's good moments:
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03 July, 2003 - 9:33 AM
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the stoopid link hasn't gotten me to a comic in a month and a half...
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01 July, 2003 - 8:35 AM
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30 June, 2003 - 10:46 AM
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I look hard. I have blisters all bandaged with Jimmy Neutron band-aids on each finger of my right hand. Threre are some things in this world that you just won't get better at if there are no blisters on your knuckles at the end of the day...and this makes you look hard.
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30 June, 2003 - 10:02 AM
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Tomorrow I have an appointment with my doctor. I love him because he's jinky-eyed.
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30 June, 2003 - 6:45 AM
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I've got Stu, Rich, Bennie, Michelle, Me, Jamie +1, and three more...the tix may be cheaper because of the low avail. of seats together...hope that's not an issue with anyone...
If you have changed your mind about any of this (coming, not, etc.) just call or e-mail me today
410 428 8135
hagepanosad@grc.nia.nih.gov
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30 June, 2003 - 6:24 AM
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I was on the phone with a friend awhile ago when, staring absently into nothing and twidling my thumbs, I saw a curious piece of paper stuck to the underside of my old work-colleagues' shelf...right above where she sat till a week ago.
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27 June, 2003 - 11:12 AM
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the whole lab smells like a Korean Nail shop. Half of my students are migrane city. One post-doc is retching in the lav.
Tragedy.
Anybody know the MSDS for this shit? (rhetorical)
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27 June, 2003 - 10:39 AM
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it was Martini night (again) and after telling a certain young hostess that he wouldn NOT be driving home, that his girlfriend would drive, he drove.
Guess who? That's right. Our reckless and exciting friend Benjamin. I suppose, Ben, you thought I wouldn't notice the cockeyed space you left in the parking lot. It was hard not to, you had the rest of the cars in a wake of crookedness after they'd parked around you.
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27 June, 2003 - 9:17 AM
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27 June, 2003 - 6:34 AM
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Turns out the mountain is actually a student who does not want to be conquered, wants short, annoying woman to leave her alone.
Woman shoves mountain, mountain (being three hundred pounds and in heels) topples.
Onlooker (me) laughs.
It happened in a room not far from here, in a time much like this one, on a day similar to today.
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25 June, 2003 - 4:45 AM
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Last night's impromptu gathering has resulted in slight memory loss...can anyone refresh my brain? And who won the Scrabble game?
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24 June, 2003 - 11:19 AM
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I need to understand the pain, I don't think it has much to do with the addiction...
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24 June, 2003 - 5:31 AM
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My friend Melissa was driving on 695 last Wednesday evening, outer loop towards my place, when she had an experience with a tailgater...
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23 June, 2003 - 11:05 AM
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Ben's B-day is mid-August, as is mine, but there's a distinct possibility that neither of us will be in town for this occasion...So I've made a plan...
Section 49, July 18th, 7:05 the O's play Anaheim at Camden Yards. So far there are three of us definately attending...I would like anyone who can to come with us. It'll be a pretty big deal for both of us: I'm 25 and he's ALIVE!
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23 June, 2003 - 10:15 AM
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This is my first good arts and crafts project in weeks!
Had wooden baseball bat. Took bat to woodshop downstairs, chopped off 12", wrapped remaining bat in leather straps w/ metal studs. (Dare any of those crazy-ass bitches to cut me off today in post-work traffic. Would really enjoy 'tension release'.)
It's really nice when art projects give such deep satisfaction.
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23 June, 2003 - 9:31 AM
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New Student's Project Disturbed by Mentor. Mentor Must Die.
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23 June, 2003 - 5:11 AM
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How many men would drive forty minutes out of their way merely to make sure that she was not a lonely kitten? How many would stay and keep company on her while Mama was away for the weekend? Disturb Saturday plans for the welfare of a she who belongs to someone else?
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19 June, 2003 - 6:20 AM
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Last night was another installation of "History of Sex", and since there was no Buffy on after 8 pm I sat down to a little education. Fairly decent program, mostly fluff and nonsense that everyone knows (i.e. the word sadism has it's roots in the name Marquis de Sade) but there are always a few gems sprinkled in the muck...
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19 June, 2003 - 4:37 AM
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Benjamin, I think I have the croup. This instinct is being bolstered by the recently garnered information that a child I babysat over the weekend is currently a l'hopital avec le croup.
If it's not the SARS it's the croup. I may die. Ralph gets the CDs (and a phone call before my body is cold), you get Ailsa, give Eva my shoes, and make sure your mom knows that she makes the best stuffed cabbage ever.
Have a great life, and finish school!
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18 June, 2003 - 8:29 AM
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To christen or not to christen?
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17 June, 2003 - 5:02 AM
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Last night it started raining in my bathroom. The ceiling opened like the sky in a storm. I put down a fifty-piece Tupperware set to catch the water, but for the first time my Tupperware couldn't do the job.
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13 June, 2003 - 9:57 AM
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13 June, 2003 - 8:27 AM
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13 June, 2003 - 5:19 AM
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I just applied for my second student loan. I feel like I'm signing away my future earnings, "Poverty, straight ahead 5 years".
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12 June, 2003 - 11:46 AM
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Today in Baltimore a young man working for the Federal Government became comfortable enough during conversation to allow his workmates to share in his secret: that he had shat himself. Yesterday. And once previous to this incident, while on a date.
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12 June, 2003 - 6:50 AM
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12 June, 2003 - 4:29 AM
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He once was lost but now is found, is blind and really dead. William's parts were located precariously perched on a window ledge. It made me cry. So much unacheived potential, so many good days ahead. Life cruely cut short by an Evil Russian Blue. It's just the origami flower reflections... but I still look fondly up at his tank and think I can see him happily swimming round and round.
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11 June, 2003 - 5:00 AM
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Eva gave both prints of Nekkid to Kang. Kang is a sick fuck and I will not ask him for them...he scares me. I will get the negatives and try to get another print. (I may also try to get some new ones, but my partner is going to Aspen for three weeks so it'll be slow till either she gets back or I can find another wing.)
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10 June, 2003 - 7:44 AM
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Saturday Eva and I went to lunch at a place in Rehoboth, but before eating we dropped off film that she'd had lying around for awhile.
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09 June, 2003 - 2:33 PM
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Caitlin was walking to work the other morning when something lying next to a trash can caught her eye. It was a small pink vinyl photo album, very pink and with a picture in the front frame. She's not the kind of person who normally picks up trash but this was an exception.
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06 June, 2003 - 7:15 AM
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Now that I'm older, the opportunity to break the cherry (methaphoriacally) of a peer comes less and less often. I look out for it, I like doing it, and I've come to find that there are signs on the road telling which path will be most friendly.
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05 June, 2003 - 9:57 AM
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And Receive a Second Hot Dog Absolutely Free!
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05 June, 2003 - 4:09 AM
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Good thing I named him 'the First'...funny thing was that I don't know exctly where he is now. Don't cats usually leave parts behind?
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04 June, 2003 - 11:25 AM
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I just found out that I work with a woman who has never:
1) used an ATM machine
2) seen Bambi
Mi mynd is numb.
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03 June, 2003 - 11:47 AM
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I just had THE most boring day. No one did anything idiotic (not even me), No one...oh yeah! except Kenny!
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02 June, 2003 - 9:50 AM
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02 June, 2003 - 7:12 AM
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What is it that makes some of us more mature than others? Is it motivation? Organization in one's personal finances? A happy relationship? That lasts? Or are all of these elements (and more) required? Can a person be mature if only possesing one or a few of the elements, (like perhaps a person never misses an oil change, but leaves their socks on the floor) or is a mixture necessary?
The trees are full of them, so how is a girl supposed to turn over a new leaf when she doesn't know which is the correct one?
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02 June, 2003 - 5:37 AM
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last night was like a dream. a really scary dream. Fucking scary, wet yourself. But like all dreams I eventually wake up, and for some reason it seems like it didn't actually happen...
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30 May, 2003 - 10:14 AM
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this is another verbatim from you know who
it's also an attempt to go for the gold in posts and simultaneously make EVERY SINGLE post on the top page one of mine.
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30 May, 2003 - 8:53 AM
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My head really hurts now. It could be a mix of liquor and using my noggin as a basketball, but for whatever reason I'm not relishing the thought of being here till five.
Please call me at work with a bullshit story or something about how you have to pick me up at 3:30.
(I'm going to the beach tonight and I need to get there before Eva and Caitlin decide to start without me. Those bitches will smoke me if I don't catch up and keep up.)
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30 May, 2003 - 7:27 AM
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Rich and I had a little accident, it's true. But we're okay and that's important...
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29 May, 2003 - 5:06 PM
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29 May, 2003 - 9:33 AM
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Once again the boys of South Park have opened my eyes.
(Have recently noted that all personal wisdom is gleaned from television. Mostly cartoons. Will discuss depressing revelation at another time.)
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29 May, 2003 - 9:22 AM
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Am useless. Do Nothing. Regularly. Have accomplished very little in life beyond the perfect peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Cannot seem to lose five pounds.
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28 May, 2003 - 11:33 AM
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It seems that the hunter has been caught in his own snare. Tucker Max, a very funny guy (and J.D.), is being sued by one of his ex's over things he wrote about their relationship on his groundbreaking, and not just a little scandalous, website. If you're familiar with Max you'd better see this. Miss Vermont is finally striking back, albeit in the most unoriginal way imaginable. (Though fairly ironic considering Max's disdain for his own law degree.)
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28 May, 2003 - 8:58 AM
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quite an interesting day, kids.
did you hear that Ari Fleischer is quitting? hmmmm, wonder why?
how about that guy who murdered his pregnant wife, laci?
the weather here is shite.
all other monotony has become par for the course here at CricketHappy Luck FunPalace
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27 May, 2003 - 10:19 AM
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She doesn't get much, but when she does she makes it count: Enough shame for the rest of the year.
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27 May, 2003 - 5:24 AM
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I just tried (again) to pop onto Jamie's site and was finally let in. Then I found out why my 'protection software' wouldn't let me go before... You guys gotta check that out if you get a chance. He has some interesting pics, and I didn't get to look sthrough them all but the 'quotes' list hints at a pretty good show.
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27 May, 2003 - 4:47 AM
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this weekend blew eggs. three days with no car, no cigs, and no motivation. Hope you all had a better time with yourselves.
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23 May, 2003 - 8:45 AM
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I got flowers! white Cala Lilies! so sweet!
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23 May, 2003 - 7:45 AM
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Sick, writhing, hot and clamy. Feverish dreaming does not produce fuzzy bunnies and lollipops.
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23 May, 2003 - 6:51 AM
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Another great BBQ idea from the Master:
Karaoke!
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23 May, 2003 - 4:40 AM
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Have been to the other side, have come back to tell you...
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21 May, 2003 - 5:18 AM
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I woke up this morning consciously one day closer to death. Is there something going around or am I just immuno-suppressed?
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20 May, 2003 - 11:03 AM
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Heifer isn't an UGLY woman, nor is she attractive, but regardless of the innate physical beauty, or lack, there's still a normal modicum of personal hygiene which acts as her standard.
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20 May, 2003 - 9:06 AM
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It's the end of an era in slayage.
But the end of a slayer's career is her death, and I wonder to myself if this is what I want to watch...
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19 May, 2003 - 10:55 AM
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May 19 1987
Chet Fleming files for a patent on his method for keeping a severed head alive. The mechanism includes blood filtering, pumping equipment, and nutrient supply. Ultimately, US Patent 4,666,425 is granted
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19 May, 2003 - 9:27 AM
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"I'm right here, Adrienne. I'm at the bottom of this glass! Come get me! I'm waiting for you"!
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19 May, 2003 - 6:19 AM
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We were all waiting for Ralph's SO by the subway thingie when this 80 pound black girl with lipstick on every tooth and hair gelled in the style of "Something about Mary" decided to initiate a converstion....or monologue...about Cartoon Central's Adult Swim.
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19 May, 2003 - 5:34 AM
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Since none of the boys have started yet I guess I ought to. There will be a series of posts with a focus: the mishaps and good deeds of the weekend.
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16 May, 2003 - 8:09 AM
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Heifer has done it again. She has got to be the biggest loser, and simultaneously the biggest idiot, living this side of the Mason-Dixon.
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16 May, 2003 - 7:44 AM
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Eva isn't a cheap girl to have around, even while doing chores.
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15 May, 2003 - 3:30 AM
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another verbatim announcement from my illustrious employer: The Man.
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14 May, 2003 - 5:14 PM
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Min and all of her Stoopid empty loser empty bottles are making fun of me.
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14 May, 2003 - 12:15 PM
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I know it's a long way off, but I really like Holloween! So lets think of good ideas for me!
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14 May, 2003 - 6:32 AM
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Tech Support: Type "A:" at the prompt.
Customer: How do you spell that?
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14 May, 2003 - 5:43 AM
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There isn't much time, my lovies. I'm under the blade for finals and I got three assholes screaming in my ear...I just wanted to reiterate that I, indeed, rule.
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09 May, 2003 - 11:51 AM
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The chunk problem my ass has encountered is being battled by my new resolution: every hour of the workday I will walk down four flights of stairs to the first floor, then walk back up. To avoid cheating I will touch a specific windowsill and say 'George Burns is hung'.
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09 May, 2003 - 11:00 AM
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Ever noticed how the REAL losers don't know they're being insulted? It makes things so much easier.
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09 May, 2003 - 6:09 AM
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I went to the doctor the other day for a kicking sinus thingie, and there it was: A scale. The obligatory weighing was an unexpected failure. I am a fatty patty.
But somehow I knew I weighed more, and this is how...
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09 May, 2003 - 5:13 AM
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Sorry for the blatant abandonment, mes amis.
Finals+Sinus Infection+Stoopid Ben not making soup for me=
Sick Adrienne Not Feeling Like Writing Anything That's Not Going to Lead to a Degree.
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03 May, 2003 - 9:49 AM
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We live among people so educated that it becomes difficult to find the utility.
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02 May, 2003 - 8:44 AM
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Many go in, none come out.
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30 April, 2003 - 8:52 AM
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Women all over the world excuse themselves to hit the loo, but how do they do it?
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30 April, 2003 - 5:02 AM
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Some people say that girls are bound to fall for men like their fathers. If this be the case, I will drink till I find my man.
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29 April, 2003 - 10:14 AM
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if you're in Charm City, be at the Brewers' Art @ 9:30, upstairs.
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29 April, 2003 - 7:20 AM
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If ever the dirty fuck at the Precision Tune says they won't be able to change your oil for an hour and a half...you can get Dawson and his friends to help you overcome!
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25 April, 2003 - 5:13 AM
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who can grab an offensive poster first?
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24 April, 2003 - 5:49 AM
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Fuck Drunk Dialing, I'll Drunk Drop-By.
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23 April, 2003 - 11:51 AM
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23 April, 2003 - 9:48 AM
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I tried to look at the dailyrotten.com today and I was ushered to the cove of safety that is the GRC server.
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23 April, 2003 - 8:16 AM
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You know when you minimize a window and the title of the page is still visible? This is going to sound wierd, but when I do that with EA today, it says Rafael Regales' Easily Amusing...did something change?
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22 April, 2003 - 9:54 AM
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 I am Pacman.
I am an aggressive sort of personality, out to get what I can, when I can. I prefer to avoid confrontation, but sometimes when it's called for, I can be a powerful character. I tend to be afflicted with munchies constantly. What Video Game Character Are You?
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21 April, 2003 - 7:36 AM
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The spring has found it's way into my step, and to celebrate I've offered up to the Gods a little bit of myself. More specifically: a piece of my memory. At least, that's where it must be, because it's not here. The last thing I remember rightly is Goose and Grapefruit...
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18 April, 2003 - 3:32 PM
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We need to think of something here...
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18 April, 2003 - 5:37 AM
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This is part of a letter that my StepDad wrote me this morning. I'm posting it because it makes me proud to have been raised by him. I realize that this is the largest piece of cheese I've jammed down your throat thus far, but it touched me deeply so you have to read it too.
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16 April, 2003 - 6:43 AM
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Our security alert has just been lowered to this, most bright, color. We are relatively safe, though this is only an assesment of outside threat and has nothing to say about my relationship with the lead singer of the Cars, Ric Okasec.
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16 April, 2003 - 5:28 AM
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And I know I will never go wrong.
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16 April, 2003 - 4:30 AM
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11 April, 2003 - 6:45 AM
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and how it could make you smarter
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11 April, 2003 - 6:16 AM
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There's no other reason why they should play fourteen of her songs in a row on the easy listening station.
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11 April, 2003 - 5:40 AM
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...and this is how He saved her (and her loser boyfriend).
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10 April, 2003 - 10:37 AM
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Come the end of May I need to find a new apartment .
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08 April, 2003 - 12:29 PM
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interesting place they've put themselves in, these pop-up vigilante companies. kind of like people who let termites loose in a bug-free neighborhood and then put on their Terminix hat.
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08 April, 2003 - 8:59 AM
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i don't have to be one, i'm a fucking girl.
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07 April, 2003 - 4:21 PM
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I got in a pissing match with this cunt at work today. The whole thing lasted a total of five seconds and we were done. So I thought...
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06 April, 2003 - 3:25 PM
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04 April, 2003 - 1:30 PM
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all women are whores, not good for anything but being a cock-holster. i am sure this is true because tuckermax.com says so.
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02 April, 2003 - 6:40 AM
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yo. oy. bennie. where'd you put my car keys? I'm not stranded (got the spares from ry before he took off) but i may need them...you know what? nevermind. if i ever lock myself out of my car, leave it at the airport to be picked up, or get piss drunk and fall down, you're the guy i'm callin' anyway. reliable. that's you. so keep the keys in good health. and make sure your phone is on.
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28 March, 2003 - 8:03 AM
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i am the kewlest grrl in the hole wrrld
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27 March, 2003 - 7:49 AM
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it's only castles burning
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25 March, 2003 - 10:56 AM
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25 March, 2003 - 8:16 AM
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ever shot milk through the nostril?
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24 March, 2003 - 8:16 AM
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I think that Anne and I are officially geriatric.
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21 March, 2003 - 10:43 AM
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and i'm not talking gold lame' like pants for grandma, i'm talking three-legged horse.
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20 March, 2003 - 5:36 AM
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last night my life officially shifted gears
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19 March, 2003 - 7:46 AM
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why do people on Arrakis speak with British accents? are sci fi fans, and especially Dune fans, so Anglophile that we need the caveat of a sophisticated lilt to hold our interest and make something seem more intellectually satisfying?
and i'll tell you this: overacting was running rampant on Channel 33.
ex. 1) death scene of Alliyah (sp?), 2) Leto(#3) throwing pelvis forward in defiance of the sand..."I WILL NOT FEAR..." i thought that was a meditation thing, not a superficial display of volume thing.
it never turns out as good for my eyes as it was for my head. i hope that i can reconcile myself to this.
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18 March, 2003 - 10:16 AM
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one thing i know:pub night can't be at ben's. his parents went and f***ed up the grewv by deciding to return early.
oh, i know one other thing: i owe pete and sarah a HUGE apology. i was so excited to hear that song that i didn't even register the hour. ben tried to stop me but i was drinking Coca-Cola and i think the sugar got to my head. brodcast apologies! you are both hereby granted one shot, make it count! forgive?
spike: did you phone me last night? i was preoccupied with the 2nd installment of brain candy Dune. please to call again.
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17 March, 2003 - 8:38 AM
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has anyone seen my scarf? you'll know it's my scarf 'cause it's grey and has no distinguishing features. except the day i lost it i dropped it in a muddy puddle so maybe it's not so much grey right now.
spent sunday in the academic pursuit of perfecting my Dune cinematic prowess by renting Lynch's version, then watching 6 hours of the sci-fi version, and toppered off the evening with the Children of Dune installment #1. tonight at 9 pm my eyes are glued to the screen like powerpuff stickers on a little girl's locker.
i feel i am not the only person who did this. the hallway of my apartment building was filled with the sounds of Shai-Hulud starting in the afternoon. it's a strange neighborly affinity we have. the same thing happened when the Fifth Element came on three weeks ago.
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14 March, 2003 - 7:05 AM
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last night was pub night. just one more reason to pity all of the blatherings readers who don't live in the charm city. see, here in b-more we know and appreciate poverty and all of its nuances. so we drink in, cheaply.
the event was hosted by the lovely miss brooke and her gentleman, tim.
music provided by the peanut gallery: pete, creighton, tim, and a guy with really fuzzy hair named dan. he was nice.
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12 March, 2003 - 5:00 AM
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last night at school i put my name and an explanation (re: book crossing) in a copy of Stranger in a Strange Land and left it in the quad at school. I hope somebody reads it.
Thought i would let you guys know since this is where my inspiration lies.
I think you may be able to get addicted to leaving books around. sounds funnie, but i got a weird rush thinking about how maybe somebody would read it and maybe they would really like it and give it to their little sister who gets inspired and becomes a writer and writes a book that i read and love. i could be perpetuating the institution that gives me the most joy in my life.
leave a book, it gets you high.
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09 March, 2003 - 7:00 PM
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STANKONIA!
on a less political, but no less hip-hop note...
My best friend in the world (and the woman who knows me best) recently had a revelation that has been occupying my brain like a bologna sandwich in a hot locker. Eva was watching television one morning not long ago when she came upon it. She then called me, anxious to let me in on the light of knowledge.
Adrienne! (she said)
You get laid less than the Golden Girls! (she said)
she didn't mean Blanche. she meant Sophia.
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06 March, 2003 - 7:00 PM
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06 March, 2003 - 7:00 PM
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27 February, 2003 - 7:00 PM
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18 February, 2003 - 7:00 PM
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17 February, 2003 - 7:00 PM
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27 January, 2003 - 7:00 PM
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26 January, 2003 - 7:00 PM
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16 January, 2003 - 7:00 PM
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15 January, 2003 - 7:00 PM
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15 January, 2003 - 7:00 PM
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01 January, 2003 - 7:00 PM
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30 December, 2002 - 7:00 PM
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22 December, 2002 - 7:00 PM
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18 December, 2002 - 7:00 PM
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18 December, 2002 - 7:00 PM
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16 December, 2002 - 7:00 PM
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13 December, 2002 - 7:00 PM
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12 December, 2002 - 7:00 PM
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12 December, 2002 - 7:00 PM
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11 December, 2002 - 7:00 PM
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09 December, 2002 - 7:00 PM
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02 December, 2002 - 7:00 PM
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18 November, 2002 - 7:00 PM
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11 November, 2002 - 7:00 PM
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06 November, 2002 - 7:00 PM
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05 November, 2002 - 7:00 PM
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