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Fuck you, Esquire Magazine. Fuck you.
by adrienne at 22 May, 2008 - 4:12 AM
Esquire Mag yesterday published it's list of 100 best bars in America. Maryland has 2, and both are in B-more. I'd already been to the Brewer's a clutch of times so I thought to myself, "Self, let's check out The Shamrock...it's one of the 100 best bars in America and it's walking distance from the house. What Luck!"
Latest comment: 22 May 08, 6:54 AM

Good News, It's Good News Baby It's Good News
by adrienne at 11 March, 2008 - 7:40 AM
Rilo Kiley will be at Rams head in early june...if anyone else got all excited over this tidbit let's go! June 7 $25
Latest comment: 11 March 08, 7:40 AM

Heath Ledger is DEAD
by adrienne at 22 January, 2008 - 9:27 AM
Pills
Latest comment: 22 January 08, 9:38 AM

Dear Peter,
by adrienne at 06 December, 2007 - 6:06 AM
With Love...CBS News
Latest comment: 07 December 07, 10:03 AM

Raven's Tix
by adrienne at 30 November, 2007 - 12:17 AM
My friend Cathy has 2 tix to the Raven's game Monday. End Zone, Raven's side.
Latest comment: 30 November 07, 12:17 AM

Funny Movie
by adrienne at 12 November, 2007 - 9:24 AM
Knocked Up was hilarious. I almost peed on three seperate occasions. If'n you en't seen it, I rekun you shud. Next on the list is SuperBad. Anyone got input on that one?
Latest comment: 13 November 07, 4:06 AM

Oh so Cutie Pie
by adrienne at 09 November, 2007 - 1:41 AM
http://www.nbc11.com/slideshow/news/14544249/detail.html there's one where the baby sticks it's tiny baby belly at the camera. BABY BELLY! (sound of razzzberries in the air)
Latest comment: 09 November 07, 2:00 AM

Tegan and Sara
by adrienne at 08 November, 2007 - 4:28 AM
are playing with Northern State Saturday, Nov 24 Lisner Auditorium Washington, DC Anyone else...crap! that's the weekend after Thanksgiving. I'll be in Pitt. Oh well. Looks like another PSA from Adrienne.
Latest comment: 09 November 07, 1:30 AM

Not a Scary Movie Fan
by adrienne at 08 November, 2007 - 1:34 AM
Those who know me know that I am prone to startle all by myself. I need no impetus.
Latest comment: 08 November 07, 5:55 AM

Bored at work?
by adrienne at 18 October, 2007 - 8:05 AM
Yes. Yes I am.
It's not like there isn't plenty of work to do: voicemails to check from last week, depositions to schedule, etc....but I don't wanna. If I hit F5 one more time while staring at CraigsList for some slight change I will officially have become a Stop sign.
any good Webcomics to read?
Latest comment: 19 October 07, 6:16 AM

Something I just noticed...
by adrienne at 06 September, 2007 - 12:34 AM
but it was probably happening all along.
Latest comment: 11 September 07, 8:37 AM

Frakitty Frak Frak Frak
by adrienne at 05 September, 2007 - 4:50 AM
Latest comment: 05 September 07, 8:10 AM

Nice photos
by adrienne at 20 August, 2007 - 5:01 AM
Dani, another of my sisters, has a website that some of you might like. She's a photgrapher.
http://parvipica.deviantart.com
Enjoy
Latest comment: 20 August 07, 7:39 AM

Presentation of Effects
by adrienne at 18 July, 2007 - 8:29 AM
Back in the day, when I was a little raver, I would stand in line at the clubs and get sweaty-palmed and rumbly-tummied with excitement in anticipation of all the fun I was going to be having dancing and jumping around and killing off my brain. I now have the palm/tummy effect for Gogol Bordello. It's almost too much. Anytime now I'm going to start playing with outfits and make-up. And wishing for my first car. And looking forward to college. I feel young.
Latest comment: 19 July 07, 1:47 AM

SCHOOL 1977 vs 2007
by adrienne at 18 July, 2007 - 2:03 AM

Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack .
1977 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
Latest comment: 29 July 07, 2:22 AM

It's different without a fan
by adrienne at 11 July, 2007 - 12:30 AM
It's O.K. not having AC, there is still relief at the local pub or at the movie theater...but to have no air circulation or access to cold beer? Being without electricity is the suck.
Latest comment: 11 July 07, 12:30 AM

The Lament
by adrienne at 19 June, 2007 - 1:58 PM
My north, my south.
My east and west.
My working week
My Sunday rest.
Latest comment: 20 June 07, 1:08 PM

Best Workout Mix EVER
by adrienne at 13 June, 2007 - 1:11 AM
I'm gonna make the best workout mix CD ever. As per the title of this selection.
Please gift to me the title and artist of your favorite booty shakin' treadmill tearing bike shreddin' song. Only the favs. This is the BEST MIX EVER. All songs submitted will be included in this, The Best Workout Mix Ever.
Latest comment: 19 June 07, 5:01 AM

The Real Baby Mama
by adrienne at 14 May, 2007 - 5:44 AM
This story is about a young dog, let's call him Spike, and how his mommy and daddy got a divorce approximately 9 years ago, when he was 4 years old, and he was spitefully dropped off at the SPCA in retaliation by the daddy in order to break the mommy's heart.
Latest comment: 14 May 07, 7:18 AM

The Benefits of Boys
by adrienne at 10 May, 2007 - 7:58 AM
For some time now it's been exile in Guyville for me: my friends are boys, %99.9 of the way around the block and that's the way it frikin is. It was neither here or there for quite awhile, I was perfectly happy to have good friends regardless of their gender, but now I am seeing some definite benefits of having all these boys around.
Latest comment: 10 May 07, 7:58 AM

I need pics
by adrienne at 10 May, 2007 - 3:55 AM
I have wicked cute friends and I need pics of Ben, Peter Kovach, and the Miley bros. <br/>Fah Toi Matchdotcom, it Adrienne's world now. <br/>bitches
Latest comment: 11 May 07, 7:02 AM

Dumb it down? What does that mean?
by adrienne at 04 May, 2007 - 3:29 AM
I went on a date last night with a guy I actually like. I was being charming and impressive. Dinner was great. Then dinner was over and it was time to move onto the activities portion of the evening. Decision time: do something passivley entertaining (movie, TV, etc) or do something actively entertaining (games, nookie, etc)
Latest comment: 04 May 07, 5:16 AM

A story for you and the kids
by adrienne at 08 December, 2006 - 12:43 PM
Good evening, friends. It's been sometime since I visited this site regularly so I thought I'd make an entrance by dancing on the ragged edge of Attorney/Client Privledge and Work Product Doctrine. I love to salsa. <br/> <br/>
Latest comment: 13 December 06, 3:32 AM

celebrating 100 years of Ben and Dren
by adrienne at 09 August, 2005 - 2:50 AM
Yo, thug (Ben). Me and my man got us (you, Mike, Me and MisterMystery) tix to the Sun game @ Camden vs. Toronto. If this is kewl ring the cellie. If this is not kewl please do the same. I am sew excited I'm about to vibrate right out of my skin
Latest comment: 09 August 05, 2:50 AM

Good Idea
by adrienne at 23 November, 2004 - 10:17 AM
Latest comment: 24 November 04, 6:54 AM

Movies that make me weep like a child
by adrienne at 12 November, 2004 - 9:36 AM
Joy Luck Club
(this feather comes from far away, and carries with it all of my good intentions)
Latest comment: 12 November 04, 9:36 AM

new to friendster
by adrienne at 10 November, 2004 - 10:06 AM
I just joined frienster today, it's very interesting. I like it. Ralph? Ben?
Latest comment: 12 November 04, 10:02 AM

ben call my cell when you get a chance
by adrienne at 21 October, 2004 - 7:15 AM
((
Latest comment: 21 October 04, 8:12 AM

Hey there kiddos
by adrienne at 05 October, 2004 - 10:14 AM
Since I am very busy and important I have not had time for your sophomoric rants and observations. Smack.
Just funning. News Flash: I am coming home! Maybe. Dependant upon my next conversation with the Ben, and whether or not y'all know of an attorney who needs a willing little gopher.
and also I got a letter from US Customs and Border Patrol, so I might be deported.
Latest comment: 11 October 04, 5:06 AM

PIXIES!
by adrienne at 11 June, 2004 - 4:57 AM
Be advised, the Pixies are on tour. On Oct.8 they play in Tampa...some of us already have tix, but if anyone else wants to make this a big-ol EA get together I'm very very on that tip. If you're a fan, get your tickets and come on down. My house will be open for travelers.
Black Francis rides again.
Latest comment: 11 June 04, 8:17 AM

last night at the ball game
by adrienne at 10 June, 2004 - 4:26 AM
I got free tickets for my friends and I.
I drank lots of expensive, low-quality beer from plastic bottles
I met the guy who runs the spring training camp for the Cincinatti Reds, and one of the guys who works for the Giants.
I met a Giant.
Latest comment: 10 June 04, 5:25 AM

Single!
by adrienne at 09 June, 2004 - 7:20 AM
Spiro the Zero and I split ways. I feel mentholated.
It was quick and painless, except for having to unplug and turn off all of my phones to avoid contact (he's very dramatic, you know).
No more bad boyfriends. Ever. In the quarter century I have been on this Earth I have had more than my share.
I hereby declare myself a Boyfriend-Free Zone. Like a Drug Free School-Zone, but with boyfriends, and the Zone wears cute shoes.
Latest comment: 09 June 04, 1:38 PM

Have missed you all
by adrienne at 01 June, 2004 - 10:52 AM
Here's a new entry in the Corporate Journals...How do you know you're not gonna get the job?
Latest comment: 01 June 04, 2:08 PM

wedding
by adrienne at 17 May, 2004 - 7:05 AM
my cousin got married on Saturday. The priest was a Vegas lounge act. There's nothing worse than an emotive Catholic who ad-libs his love for God. I almost laughed during the ceremony. Picture it.
"Oh children, God loves you so much and he just wants you to love each other...so promise me, yes promise me now, me and God, that no matter how tough your day is, no matter how long the road, each night you will take the time, just a few minutes or so, not long, to hold each other in your arms and tell each other, because good communication is very important, tell each other how much you love one another. Go ahead. Promise me, and God, that you will do this. Say 'I promise'. Say it for God. "
-insert terrified bride and increasingly angry groom-
Getting hitched is tough enough without un-rehearsed statement-making from the crackhead priest.
Latest comment: 19 May 04, 5:57 AM

Got the JOB!
by adrienne at 12 May, 2004 - 6:50 AM
Yeah, money!
maybe I'll move to Miami...
Latest comment: 13 May 04, 5:25 AM

Miami
by adrienne at 10 May, 2004 - 9:50 AM
Surreal. I was in the middle of the E! Network's WildOn SouthBeach, I swear to Mike. I thought it was gonna be all interview-ey and formal and it wasn't...the future prospective boss drinks alot, then goes to the bathroom (- eats a powdered doghnut -) and comes back refreshed. It was like a wierd 'we met on the internet' date, only less comfortable. I decided it was the smartest thing to just drink Perrier.
Latest comment: 10 May 04, 10:23 AM

Miamai
by adrienne at 07 May, 2004 - 11:17 AM
leaving work in 15 minutes for le interview, am very nervous.
Repeating mantra as follows:
Be myself
Sit up straight
Do not spaz
Do not puke
(repeat multiple times)
Latest comment: 07 May 04, 2:59 PM

I think you guys'll like this
by adrienne at 05 May, 2004 - 10:35 AM
I know most of you farq during the day, but in case you don't here's a wicked funny little ditty.
http://go.fark.com/cgi/fark/go.pl?IDLink=942416&location=http://www2.b3ta.com/heyhey16k/
Latest comment: 05 May 04, 10:35 AM

Getting better with the fibs
by adrienne at 05 May, 2004 - 7:38 AM
I didn't want to come to work this morning because I drank tew much last night, so I fibbed and told work I had an interview. To make it sound good I even created a story about my interviewer smacking into my car in the parking lot, and embellished with magnanimous good cheer..."my car's such a beater anyway, it's not like you could even tell". I'm good.
Latest comment: 05 May 04, 10:56 AM

Britney Spears
by adrienne at 05 May, 2004 - 7:05 AM
I wish I could be more gracious about stoopid things people do, but when it comes to stoopid tatoos I simply must chuckle out loud. Girlie has got herself another misunderstanding skin-deep, and this time it's really funny. She tatooed YIDDISH words (which turned out to mean something completely different than she intended) on herself even though, if you're Jewish, tats are completely verbotten. Hey, Britney, do it again! Third time's the charm, eh?
hehe, nice one dipshit.
Latest comment: 06 May 04, 5:33 AM

recent conversation with supervisor
by adrienne at 04 May, 2004 - 10:46 AM
I believe my brain has been transmogrified. I now think with a fig newton
Latest comment: 05 May 04, 7:27 AM

latest fight with boyfriend is absurd to the point of absurdity
by adrienne at 04 May, 2004 - 5:19 AM
I went shopping, purchased tops and a dress. He accused me of...wait for it....coordinating outfits. That's right, putting clothes together with other clothes in such a way that they would make outfits which wouldn't clash within themselves. I am stunned. This is one of my two greatest creative outlets! I shop for clothing to make, that's right, outfits, and I fold modular origame. I'm pretty good at both and take the chance to practice whenever possible. I have no idea what to do...wear large floral print with plaid? Would this make him happy? How about paisley? With stripes?
Latest comment: 04 May 04, 6:07 AM

Babies as Bunnies
by adrienne at 30 April, 2004 - 10:31 AM
About 70% of the people I work with have baby pics of either their own or their grandkids with bunny ears on. They are so frickin' cute! I used to think that the baby-cum-furry look was played, but as I get older I find it more and more drool inducing. I just want to eat them all up! With ranch dressing!
I am becoming the body suburban.
Latest comment: 30 April 04, 2:46 PM

Observation
by adrienne at 28 April, 2004 - 10:58 AM
Chocolate-Chocolate Chip Muffins = excuse to eat a cupcake in the morning.
Latest comment: 28 April 04, 10:59 AM

Googled yourself, but not in the dirty way.
by adrienne at 28 April, 2004 - 9:57 AM
I was online yesterday, very bored, so I decided to take a look through the looking glass: I googled myself. It seems that anyone who has googled me would probably think a) I starve myself for science, b) I have been dead for a year.
There's only a few things, research papers with NIH and this blog, to credit my existence... and neither show any real activity since about a year ago. I need to publish something or there'll be no current proof of me.
Latest comment: 28 April 04, 11:07 AM

Halle-fuckin'-leujia!
by adrienne at 26 April, 2004 - 7:11 AM
http://www.nytimes.com/2004/04/26/opinion/26SCHL.html?th
If wishes were horses, I would smoke a joint.
Latest comment: 27 April 04, 5:47 AM

amazing lack of abstract-thought-capacity
by adrienne at 26 April, 2004 - 6:16 AM
The woman I work with just told me to go put the recieved mail back in the mailbox. She said, 'because I don't want to get confused...and I already opened some mail today".

I am flabbergasted by her inability to stray, even mildly, from her mapped course of action for the day. She absolutely can not vary her routine, or she gets confused.
Latest comment: 26 April 04, 2:54 PM

another letch
by adrienne at 23 April, 2004 - 4:19 AM
I went to the dog track last night. I won money.
I'm thinking that I probably would've been better off losing... It seems that people who win on their first time out are more likely to get sucked in. As if I need more encouragment to add on another addiction.
The beer was cheap and plentiful, the hot dogs were cheap and plentiful. All in all a foamy good time.
Latest comment: 23 April 04, 10:48 AM

the elevators are nice
by adrienne at 21 April, 2004 - 6:07 AM
There are mostly men here, and while this may be a step back for the whole 'equal employment of women' thing, I really like the aftershave-y smell they leave everywhere. I feel surrounded by manly men. And RightGuard.
Latest comment: 21 April 04, 9:28 AM

Bullet Train to Brainless-ville
by adrienne at 20 April, 2004 - 7:36 AM
This job is scrambling my circuits. I get done filing at the end of the day and all I can think is, "tree pretty, fire bad".
The lack of mental stimulation seems to have the fabulous effect of making it impossible for my brain to function in any real capacity when it becomes necessary. I find myself consciously remembering to blink.
A nap refreshes you, but a mental break can be crippling. Isn't irony ironic that way?
Latest comment: 21 April 04, 6:08 AM

The best club in Ybor
by adrienne at 19 April, 2004 - 10:54 AM
Kr8n took me to the best club I've been to down here, it's called The Castle. The downstairs bar had a moat! You could float stuf down the moat! And drinks were served by wenches, fat ones with all their fat pushed up and out by these pleather corsets. They were hot. The upstairs had wickd German techno and the screens were full of KillBill Vol 1, with Blade superimposed, and all of it was backwards. There was also an outdoor section with people dancing funny.
I imagine that this is what the Orifice would look like if the owner had more funds, a larger crowd, better music, and some muther-f'in imagination.
I'm going back.
Latest comment: 20 April 04, 9:07 PM

Serious Question
by adrienne at 15 April, 2004 - 6:00 AM
What would you wear if you were going to meet POTUS? The one we have now.
Latest comment: 15 April 04, 2:01 PM

Florida sucking less these days
by adrienne at 15 April, 2004 - 4:19 AM
Have discovered quality Mexican eats and an eighties cover band that wears Divo hats. Tequila also seems to prevail, and you can't argue with the gudnes of that.
TAQUITOS!!
Latest comment: 15 April 04, 5:06 AM

Ducks are stoopid
by adrienne at 08 April, 2004 - 8:14 AM
The place where I'm temping today has a pond in the back of the building where people smoke, and since I smoke this is where I've been most of the day. I noticed that around the open ashtray is scat from the birds in the pond and a lightbulb went off: the stoopid ducks have been sitting on the edge of the ashtray and eating the butts. This could be dangerous to their stoopid little duckie intestinal systems. I've lodged a notice.
Latest comment: 08 April 04, 10:30 AM

current position
by adrienne at 01 April, 2004 - 10:52 AM
I am now performing tasks that require less brain power than Coco the Chimp uses to peel her morning banana.
Have started to sing the alphabet song in head, quickly (the coffee is mos def caf, today).
Sorry for the no replys earlier. Am peon and have no access to computar.
Latest comment: 01 April 04, 10:52 AM

Update from Corporate America
by adrienne at 30 March, 2004 - 4:50 AM
Temping has turned into a twisted version of the old Folgers' Crystals add: "Someone has secretly switched Dren's normal coffee with the more ineffectual bean-water known as decaf"
Am the personification of lassitude.
Latest comment: 31 March 04, 12:16 PM

floridian update cause I just have to get it out
by adrienne at 05 March, 2004 - 9:47 AM
I fucking hate this place, this peninsular hell is going to drive me to drink. Vapid women, agendas under every toupe', fake tans & blond highlights on men and women, white sequined cowboy boots, a complete lack of acceptable curries, and all the good strippers migrated somewhere...and I can't find them! I'm thinking of starting a 'save the dren fund' to finance my return to the original 13. Sally Struthers is on my short list of possible spokes-persons. Hope you guys are well.
Latest comment: 05 March 04, 1:12 PM

conversational spectrum limitations
by adrienne at 23 February, 2004 - 5:41 AM
I have only met a few people here, but they've spawned an entirely un-weather-related observation: people here cannot talk politics with one another. They don't even try. Republicans don't talk with other republicans because they're afraid of just how liberal things can get in their own party, and they don't talk to democrats because they might get cooties. Dems have the same issue, only replace 'liberal' with 'Christian', and 'cooties' with 'stoopid'.
Latest comment: 24 February 04, 10:42 AM

seventythree and breezy
by adrienne at 12 February, 2004 - 6:17 AM
Yesterday I had my first corporate interview, it was with McDonald's.
Latest comment: 14 February 04, 3:58 AM

Pirate Invasion
by adrienne at 03 February, 2004 - 11:25 AM
http://www.bestreadguide.com/tampabay/stories/011604/att_gasparilla.shtml
more on the event, if you're interested. Seems like a good excuse to get plastered in funny pants, not unlike St.Bartholemew's day with the head-less boy.
Latest comment: 03 February 04, 5:26 PM

yahoo groups
by adrienne at 02 February, 2004 - 10:56 AM
since I haven't met anyone here Ben suggested that I go onto yahoo groups for some inspiration.
Latest comment: 03 February 04, 1:21 PM

warm and lonely, this is the jist
by adrienne at 22 January, 2004 - 10:23 AM
I now live in St.Petersburg Florida, land of Jesus and strip clubs with trucker discounts.
Latest comment: 22 January 04, 7:11 PM

Florida: wild and flat, like that girl in the Fifth Element
by adrienne at 30 December, 2003 - 7:02 AM
It's the 30th of December, and I have 17 days left in the Charm. Today I changed my address and all kinds of stuff in preparation and for the first time I actually feel like I'm going. There exists momentum in the world and I have a little bit myself now. How exciting! New house, new backyard, new state, and the ability to migrate the length of a continent and know that the same re-runs and fast food will comfort me there as here. God Bless America.
Latest comment: 31 December 03, 2:20 PM

Adrienne Lee has completed as well
by adrienne at 19 December, 2003 - 11:00 AM
and to celebrate I got tequilaed for three nights straight. Patron, good shit, no hangovers and no sour tummy. You guys missed some great action: got to chase a cute boy around the beltway in a sweet new passat (owned by other cute boy in passenger seat, squealing like a stuck piggie), B&E so Wendy could use the facilities in unknown person's apartment (good thing no dog), and a little girl on girl action I caught on film in the bathroom at the Brewer's...other girls, not me.
what can I say, school is out forever. Or at least till Columbia. Manhattan is so not ready for this yet.
Latest comment: 20 December 03, 3:14 PM

I'm a Mom Again! (Kinda, only in a canine way)
by adrienne at 21 November, 2003 - 4:39 AM
Last night the X brought Little Spike back to me, along with his bowls, brushes, and other fixins, per the new and improved custody agreement. This morning is our first morning together again, me and my floppy doggie, and I forgot that he smells the place up so G.D. much. I'm dropping him at the groomer's shop in an hour, I really hope that it helps, cause if not we'll be serving the dog on toast at Rich's Novemberfest. I hear Basset goes well with beer and crab dip, if not we'll just order pizza! Pizza!
Latest comment: 21 November 03, 6:30 PM

Another life lesson from T.V.:West Wing
by adrienne at 19 November, 2003 - 9:00 AM
Just the other day Martin Sheen said something to the effect that the most havoc is wreaked when something we take completely for granted goes away. This made me think to grab a pack of batteries and a case of bottled water last night while I happened to be at Home Despot. It's a good darn thing too, because today a water main broke in Towson and now a good portion of Baltimore Co. is devoid of running water, including my apartment.
Latest comment: 20 November 03, 4:25 AM

The Lesson!
by adrienne at 05 November, 2003 - 6:08 AM
I watch a lot of TV, and until about fifteen minutes ago I couldn't tell you why this was a good idea...but now I get it!
I was watching Ally McBeal, the episodes when she's just getting into Robert Downey Jr, and I realized that the sitcoms have a Life Lesson for us all! Lots of Lessons!
Lesson the First: no matter what, your true love will be written out sooner than you would like, and all the people you feel merely tepid towards will get seven year contracts.
Lesson the Second: the thinner the better. No matter what, Tracey Gold.
Lesson the Third: (Dawson's Crack) even if you don't like the girl next door right now, don't say anything you'll regret because at the end of the series you're going to see the flashback montage and feel serious shame.
Lesson the Fourth: a cross country move for the character is merely cover up for the actor going into rehab. Lesson the Fifth: (ER) Recidivism, while fruitful soil for primetime emotive momentum, is unpleasant (especially when there are kids involved). It happens after two weeks clean, or five years. To be safe, sterilize your junkie.
I hope you all have paid attention, there will be a quiz.
Latest comment: 05 November 03, 7:17 AM

I have two months left in The Charm
by adrienne at 02 November, 2003 - 2:34 PM
I just found out that I have an opportunity to move to Florida. A little two bedroom house in my mother's network of friends' dropped in my lap over the last week so I'm snatching it up. It's in St.Petersburg, on the Gulf in Biscaynne Co. So Congratulations, you guys! You now have a(nother?) place to hang your hat that's only fifteen minutes walk away from sandy beaches and warm sun. Count yourself lucky.
So it's quick, and with the holidays I know it'll feel quicker, and all of a sudden I will no longer need my five black wool overcoats.
Latest comment: 02 November 03, 6:43 PM

join for ethics
by adrienne at 28 October, 2003 - 10:10 AM
Is it true that you can only change an institution from the inside? Or is that just the most effective way?
I think I wanna be the next Democrat to move to Fla for the sake of our national soul. It's a lock where the MD electorals are going...and I hear that the Liberaterians are trying to take NH by force of mass.
Anybody wanna join the NRA with me so we can block-vote to disband? It could work.
Latest comment: 28 October 03, 10:10 AM

what a GD mess
by adrienne at 27 October, 2003 - 6:04 AM
last night, for the first time ever, I lost a file. I make fun of people for this. I tell them they're damn liars when they say their hard drive went wonky. It's a karmic kick in the butt. It ws my biology midterm essays. I was frantic.
I'm telling you, whatever variation on the file title I could think of I searched for, it was a mess. From now on I will be sympathetic with those who have lost files. I will not call them morons. To their face.
I will appreciate the time I am granted in which to complete a take home exam and will save multiple copies in multiple places. Chuthulu, I have learned my lesson.
pray for my soul. and my diploma.
Latest comment: 27 October 03, 11:39 AM

The anthem
by adrienne at 21 October, 2003 - 3:56 AM
I saw the national anthem played on Saturday by a band at Oktoberfest. Not one person in the three hundred person crowd (besides me and Erin) put their hand on their heart. Not one man removed his cap. The 70 or so people on the bleachers sat. There was cheering, so it wasn't intentional protest, there were plenty of American flag stickers on the cars in the parking lots and folks were happy to raise their steins of beer in salute to the band...you would've thought...

It was pretty depressing. I felt self-conscious becuase I had my hand on my heart during the anthem.
Latest comment: 21 October 03, 8:17 AM

Military Science
by adrienne at 16 October, 2003 - 9:42 AM
seems interesting. A new grad focus at Hopkins...so now that I'm staying in the Charm for awhile I may look into it. I would make a great soldier: I'm judgemental and focused, and suprisingly enough I'm really good at following orders. (I like orders. Orders are fun.)
Anybody know about interesting grad programs re law or govn't stuff? I'm looking through the obscure right now, so make 'em wierd. Like Legislating Belly-Button Lint as a major or something.
Latest comment: 16 October 03, 9:42 AM

Good and Evil
by adrienne at 15 October, 2003 - 6:39 PM
Two years ago I took a required Ethics course and received a "D" because I did not turn in the final paper, a personal Code of Ethics. Tonight I turned it in, and because of that I might graduate in January. Hooray. I wish I had learned earlier in life that procrastination is poisonous. But the celebration is nice and earlier this evening we went for a drink. The waiter had green eyes. Obvious non-smoker.
Latest comment: 16 October 03, 4:18 AM

Good Morning Children
by adrienne at 08 October, 2003 - 7:27 AM
Since the last time I wrote I've learned a few things that I think I should share with you in the spirit of shared wisdom:
1) it's a house of mirrors out there in the cold world
2) sincerity is an easy disguise
3) people, most of them, are total jizzbags

I give these nuggets to you so that you can avoid learning them all on your lonesome. Marinate, cook, serve with fresh basil.
Latest comment: 10 October 03, 3:48 PM

Smart Girl Fact-Checks Birthday Gift from Sneaky Wife
by adrienne at 10 September, 2003 - 11:10 AM
I received a fun little bumper sticker from Eva in my birthday basket. "Tagedieb"
Not wanting to pull a Britney, I chacked with Dad today. It means 'dawdler'. She wants me to advertize my slow southern (and relatively obvious) nature...to those stuck behind me on the beltway.
I think they know, lovie, I think they know.
Latest comment: 10 September 03, 11:33 AM

Contract negotiations fall through
by adrienne at 29 August, 2003 - 5:46 AM
Young girl left jobless, looks forward to cartoons and homemade breakfasts.
Latest comment: 29 August 03, 7:16 AM

Comic for me
by adrienne at 27 August, 2003 - 5:48 AM
This guy has a funny comic. Ben: please add a link so that I may continue to use this site as a springboard for all of my comic viewing pleasure.

http://flem.keenspace.com/

Thank You
Latest comment: 27 August 03, 9:11 AM

Outfits!
by adrienne at 25 August, 2003 - 6:36 AM
Sorry I missed the exciting move, Benny. I'll be happy to bring over (insert bevvies here) or (alternate). I was unaware that you were moving...I am generally unaware. Does this mean I can't eat at your mom's house anymore? I really like eating there. Alot.
On a more personal note: I got the cutest shoes yesterday!
Another note: My party is this Sunday in Philly at Bump. You should come. It will be techno fun!
Latest comment: 25 August 03, 6:36 AM

I was gonna
by adrienne at 20 August, 2003 - 6:22 AM
not work this semester, but I got an offer I couldn't refuse. Just six more months, I swear!
Truth is I really couldn't refuse: full salary and benes for 16 hours a week, and the unerstanding that I really don't care that much. Also, no pressure. I come in at 10 ish and leave before evening traffic, the boss brings me coffe with the correct amount of sugar and cream, and for lunch I often sit in the mall for several hours.
It's like being unemployed with a paycheck.
Latest comment: 20 August 03, 6:46 AM

Commute
by adrienne at 19 August, 2003 - 8:13 AM
A girl I work with offered to drive me to and from work yesterday cause my car was in the shop...
Latest comment: 21 August 03, 9:59 AM

It's a mother of a party kids.
by adrienne at 19 August, 2003 - 4:08 AM
Eva is throwing me a party up in Philly on the 31st at a club called Bump. It's in Center City and if you let me know you're coming you can be assured entry and beverages. All hail the Eva. And thank the Lord I married money!
Latest comment: 20 August 03, 2:31 PM

My job is becoming more and more hazardous!
by adrienne at 15 August, 2003 - 10:26 AM
Ethanol fire last week, Acrylamide spill, then today a mercury spill.
My first born will no doubt be a flipper baby.
Latest comment: 21 August 03, 10:11 AM

another fabulous birthday gift from the cosmos
by adrienne at 15 August, 2003 - 7:07 AM
Heather Mei is being sent back to the desert...this time it's Iraq. She's only been back for such a short time. I'm so sad.
Je ponce que je suis un belle melange aujourd hui, mes amis. Je suis triste.
Latest comment: 15 August 03, 7:07 AM

Birthday Update.
by adrienne at 14 August, 2003 - 9:34 AM
I naver thought I'd live this long. Kind of wish I hadn't.
Latest comment: 14 August 03, 10:27 AM

Oh yeah. I'm old.
by adrienne at 14 August, 2003 - 4:57 AM
And apparently I'm a little lopsided. My face seems to have lost it's balance somewhere between the comedy club and this morning.
Even MORE important than it being my birthday....
nope. can't think of anything.
Thanks, you guys. I may even live to see the next 1/4 century.
Latest comment: 14 August 03, 5:18 AM

I lost my faith on a Saturday
by adrienne at 08 August, 2003 - 6:06 AM
Last Saturday I went to a wedding shower for a girl who I was roomates and very good frends with years ago. We've grown apart, but there was no animosity even though we parted in an akward way (for another story). So after the shower we get together with her groom (a guy I introduced her to) and a bunch of his friends, brothers, and their friends and frats buddies. The bar we went to was a good time, and I had a fun bet with Bride's little sis about phone #s and such so I thought everything was on the up and up. Until we got outside.
Latest comment: 08 August 03, 9:01 AM

for Richie Rich re social stigmata
by adrienne at 30 July, 2003 - 6:59 AM
Latest comment: 30 July 03, 9:23 AM

oh happi mondae
by adrienne at 28 July, 2003 - 4:47 AM
i will rejoice at the start of the brand spankee new weak.
the day after this one is all mine, so till then I rejoice.
(Excerpt from younger sister's 'creative english' e-mail. All teens are mental)
Latest comment: 28 July 03, 4:47 AM

merde mode
by adrienne at 25 July, 2003 - 10:09 AM
I just saw one of my students walking down the hall in capri pants/clamdiggers.
It was a he.
I am disturbed by this.
Men (especially, but women really need to watch overexposure) shouldn't wear these items. Even if sold in your section at the A&F in the mall. Even if your friends are wearing them. In fact, far from advising you to emmulate your compatriots, I advise you find new ones. Ones who don't dress like poofs.
They are not flattering. Many trends are not flattering (see: Sassoon jeans, pleated pants, pegged cuffs).
Latest comment: 28 July 03, 9:50 AM

Bored vs.Boring
by adrienne at 24 July, 2003 - 11:07 AM
Let's have some ideas for making those hours pass. Let's have some brain-fun. Let's keep well away from internet puzzles and do something that doesn't require a proper cushion on the chair.
On y va.
Latest comment: 24 July 03, 11:17 AM

What have I got to do to convince you people that I'm not a sock puppet?
by adrienne at 24 July, 2003 - 9:35 AM
Since I've moved out of the lab and into the office I've become a persona-non-grata as far as productivity is concerned: I have only been in this position for awhile so I don't know the whole score, and I'm done in a month so I don't really care about keeping my job through motivation and other silly, energy consuming, things.
Latest comment: 24 July 03, 9:35 AM

I just can't stand ArtScape any more
by adrienne at 24 July, 2003 - 6:14 AM
It happened with the HFStival, ArtScape, SoWeBo, and to a lesser extent PowWow...they all started drawing crowds. Pushy crowds. Messy, yelling-child crowds. Crowds that won't shut up when Aretha Franklin is on stage. Heathens.
Latest comment: 24 July 03, 8:04 AM

Otakon
by adrienne at 23 July, 2003 - 6:47 AM
what is this? is it with comics? cause the guy who does little games is gonna be there. so I might go.
Latest comment: 24 July 03, 4:37 AM

Justified
by adrienne at 23 July, 2003 - 5:34 AM
yep. that's the title of Justin Timberlake's new album. I didn't know that before now. I was blissfully ignorant. Now I can't stop laughing, my lord that is FUNNY!
Latest comment: 23 July 03, 7:32 AM

North of fun
by adrienne at 23 July, 2003 - 5:09 AM
Not last night
but the night before
One new neighbor girl
came knockin at my door

Latest comment: 23 July 03, 7:08 AM

another boring day
by adrienne at 22 July, 2003 - 10:07 AM
If tomorrow isn't less boring I'll shoot someone. Maybe myself. but I doubt that, 'Cause I'm the most exciting thing going on around here.
Latest comment: 23 July 03, 8:02 AM

I had to dash, but tell me what happened to Snaggy?
by adrienne at 21 July, 2003 - 8:25 AM
You know, Snaggy? That guy with the annoying habit of flashing his camera in my face? I totally Did The Dew on his disposable...did he even try to chase us? 'Cause we stopped for a shooter to wait for him to catch up, thought he may want to get his money's worth in ass-whup. Hooray LiveWire! What a fucking stoopid loser that guy was. He had twelve of his buddies telling him to get out of the angry bitch's face and he still didn't heed the word. Even they could see trouble comin', and it wasn't even headed in their direction.
Latest comment: 21 July 03, 2:20 PM

The path appears, but I just want a nap
by adrienne at 18 July, 2003 - 6:31 AM
During my appointment yesterday with my advisor I discovered that he'd recommended me for a position with the Judicial Ethics committe in Annapolis. It's an internship, but the duties include drafting legislation, which is a big job.
Latest comment: 21 July 03, 2:50 AM

Woe is us
by adrienne at 17 July, 2003 - 8:47 AM
Elfie has an extra ticket for the Anaheim game tomorrow. reply if you want it.
Latest comment: 17 July 03, 8:47 AM

is this for real?
by adrienne at 17 July, 2003 - 8:01 AM
Latest comment: 17 July 03, 11:04 AM

Who, in the darkness, binds us?
by adrienne at 16 July, 2003 - 7:34 AM
Let's make a pact, seventh grade style.
Latest comment: 16 July 03, 4:45 PM

quod me nutrit
by adrienne at 15 July, 2003 - 7:45 AM
me destruit
Latest comment: 17 July 03, 6:45 AM

methylamine
by adrienne at 14 July, 2003 - 8:52 AM
a fairly innocuous substance, methylamine is used in the production on MDMA and Methamphetamine, and has therefore been put on our list of CDSs. This blows. There are other, completely legitimate, scientific, and not at all dangerous, applications in which methylamine is necessary and cannot be substituted...such as photographic analysis, etc.
Latest comment: 17 July 03, 12:18 PM

Even Women who cold-heartedly murder their children need friends
by adrienne at 11 July, 2003 - 7:54 AM
Latest comment: 11 July 03, 9:15 AM

Ball Game
by adrienne at 11 July, 2003 - 5:08 AM
I would like to remind Ben, Michelle, Rich, Stu, and Jamie (+1), that the ball game is next Friday at 7 p.m. or so.
I think that a meeting place should be established with easy access to the Light Rail.
Note: tix were 23 + 7 in service fees.
Thank You
Latest comment: 13 July 03, 2:27 AM

racial profiling garners extra presents for deserving young lady
by adrienne at 10 July, 2003 - 10:51 AM
If you are nice to the Japanese doctors they bring you gifts of sweets and crackers in beautiful containers. Sometimes the food tastes funny so you have to give it to Ben's mom, but otherwise they're nice to snack on. Be nice to the Japanese doctors if you want crackers.
Latest comment: 11 July 03, 4:34 AM

But what about MY creative struggle?
by adrienne at 10 July, 2003 - 6:58 AM
http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6729280^13762,00.html
Here's what one pusball says about men. This is going to ruin my chances for a rawk star if it gets around.
Latest comment: 10 July 03, 9:14 AM

It doesn't mean he forgot about you.
by adrienne at 10 July, 2003 - 6:50 AM
Picture it, the day after the date. No call.
The week after. No Call.
Latest comment: 10 July 03, 7:55 AM

Recent Events Force Revolution in Local Woman's Dress Code
by adrienne at 10 July, 2003 - 5:00 AM
Since I busted my knee all up to Hamburger, I've had to search for alternate outfits to my normal work-a-day jeans and tee. Can't let anything touch the Hamburger.
Latest comment: 10 July 03, 6:29 AM

patience is a virtue
by adrienne at 09 July, 2003 - 11:46 AM
the new strongbad e-mail is a riot, of course, but the real jewel happens approx. 20 secs. from the apparent end. just wait.
Latest comment: 09 July 03, 11:48 AM

Computer illiteracy comes back to bite my ass
by adrienne at 09 July, 2003 - 7:33 AM
there's something wrong with my computer. All the people's voices sound stoopid and high. Not high like Hendrix, high like Kathy Ireland. What do I do?
Latest comment: 09 July 03, 9:49 AM

The Liberty Girls
by adrienne at 08 July, 2003 - 5:14 AM
Friday night, though one of the most terrible Independence Days I've ever experienced, was not without it's good moments:
Latest comment: 08 July 03, 6:00 AM

8-bit theatre
by adrienne at 03 July, 2003 - 9:33 AM
the stoopid link hasn't gotten me to a comic in a month and a half...
Latest comment: 03 July 03, 9:58 AM

You Guys are not going to believe this. We are no more.
by adrienne at 01 July, 2003 - 8:35 AM
Latest comment: 01 July 03, 10:05 AM

Practice makes Blisters
by adrienne at 30 June, 2003 - 10:46 AM
I look hard. I have blisters all bandaged with Jimmy Neutron band-aids on each finger of my right hand. Threre are some things in this world that you just won't get better at if there are no blisters on your knuckles at the end of the day...and this makes you look hard.
Latest comment: 30 June 03, 10:46 AM

Pointless post, cross-eyed Doctor
by adrienne at 30 June, 2003 - 10:02 AM
Tomorrow I have an appointment with my doctor. I love him because he's jinky-eyed.
Latest comment: 02 July 03, 12:21 PM

game details
by adrienne at 30 June, 2003 - 6:45 AM
I've got Stu, Rich, Bennie, Michelle, Me, Jamie +1, and three more...the tix may be cheaper because of the low avail. of seats together...hope that's not an issue with anyone...
If you have changed your mind about any of this (coming, not, etc.) just call or e-mail me today
410 428 8135
hagepanosad@grc.nia.nih.gov
Latest comment: 30 June 03, 9:32 AM

Discovery
by adrienne at 30 June, 2003 - 6:24 AM
I was on the phone with a friend awhile ago when, staring absently into nothing and twidling my thumbs, I saw a curious piece of paper stuck to the underside of my old work-colleagues' shelf...right above where she sat till a week ago.
Latest comment: 30 June 03, 11:08 AM

xylene spill
by adrienne at 27 June, 2003 - 11:12 AM
the whole lab smells like a Korean Nail shop. Half of my students are migrane city. One post-doc is retching in the lav.
Tragedy.
Anybody know the MSDS for this shit? (rhetorical)
Latest comment: 27 June 03, 4:36 PM

if you're sneaky, or you think you're sneaky...
by adrienne at 27 June, 2003 - 10:39 AM
it was Martini night (again) and after telling a certain young hostess that he wouldn NOT be driving home, that his girlfriend would drive, he drove.
Guess who? That's right. Our reckless and exciting friend Benjamin. I suppose, Ben, you thought I wouldn't notice the cockeyed space you left in the parking lot. It was hard not to, you had the rest of the cars in a wake of crookedness after they'd parked around you.
Latest comment: 27 June 03, 10:40 AM

yahoo mail blocks confirm of donotcall
by adrienne at 27 June, 2003 - 9:17 AM
Latest comment: 27 June 03, 11:12 AM

Four foot tall Asian woman hopes to conquer mountain.
by adrienne at 27 June, 2003 - 6:34 AM
Turns out the mountain is actually a student who does not want to be conquered, wants short, annoying woman to leave her alone.
Woman shoves mountain, mountain (being three hundred pounds and in heels) topples.
Onlooker (me) laughs.
It happened in a room not far from here, in a time much like this one, on a day similar to today.
Latest comment: 27 June 03, 6:34 AM

French Vodka gone missing. Reward.
by adrienne at 25 June, 2003 - 4:45 AM
Last night's impromptu gathering has resulted in slight memory loss...can anyone refresh my brain? And who won the Scrabble game?
Latest comment: 25 June 03, 8:38 AM

Throw down the flag
by adrienne at 24 June, 2003 - 11:19 AM
I need to understand the pain, I don't think it has much to do with the addiction...
Latest comment: 25 June 03, 8:11 AM

Did I tell you guys this one yet?
by adrienne at 24 June, 2003 - 5:31 AM
My friend Melissa was driving on 695 last Wednesday evening, outer loop towards my place, when she had an experience with a tailgater...
Latest comment: 24 June 03, 5:35 AM

I was trying to be sneaky, But I got broke down
by adrienne at 23 June, 2003 - 11:05 AM
Ben's B-day is mid-August, as is mine, but there's a distinct possibility that neither of us will be in town for this occasion...So I've made a plan...
Section 49, July 18th, 7:05 the O's play Anaheim at Camden Yards. So far there are three of us definately attending...I would like anyone who can to come with us. It'll be a pretty big deal for both of us: I'm 25 and he's ALIVE!
Latest comment: 24 June 03, 8:26 AM

Not smoking helps creativity
by adrienne at 23 June, 2003 - 10:15 AM

This is my first good arts and crafts project in weeks!
Had wooden baseball bat. Took bat to woodshop downstairs, chopped off 12", wrapped remaining bat in leather straps w/ metal studs. (Dare any of those crazy-ass bitches to cut me off today in post-work traffic. Would really enjoy 'tension release'.)
It's really nice when art projects give such deep satisfaction.
Latest comment: 23 June 03, 12:42 PM

Angry Girl Goes on Rampage
by adrienne at 23 June, 2003 - 9:31 AM
New Student's Project Disturbed by Mentor. Mentor Must Die.
Latest comment: 23 June 03, 12:45 PM

Ben is the best friend a kitty could have!
by adrienne at 23 June, 2003 - 5:11 AM
How many men would drive forty minutes out of their way merely to make sure that she was not a lonely kitten? How many would stay and keep company on her while Mama was away for the weekend? Disturb Saturday plans for the welfare of a she who belongs to someone else?
Latest comment: 23 June 03, 10:45 AM

another revelation from the Discovery Channel
by adrienne at 19 June, 2003 - 6:20 AM
Last night was another installation of "History of Sex", and since there was no Buffy on after 8 pm I sat down to a little education. Fairly decent program, mostly fluff and nonsense that everyone knows (i.e. the word sadism has it's roots in the name Marquis de Sade) but there are always a few gems sprinkled in the muck...
Latest comment: 19 June 03, 10:21 AM

Dying
by adrienne at 19 June, 2003 - 4:37 AM
Benjamin, I think I have the croup. This instinct is being bolstered by the recently garnered information that a child I babysat over the weekend is currently a l'hopital avec le croup.
If it's not the SARS it's the croup. I may die. Ralph gets the CDs (and a phone call before my body is cold), you get Ailsa, give Eva my shoes, and make sure your mom knows that she makes the best stuffed cabbage ever. Have a great life, and finish school!
Latest comment: 20 June 03, 4:36 AM

Religion or Tradition
by adrienne at 18 June, 2003 - 8:29 AM
To christen or not to christen?
Latest comment: 18 June 03, 12:39 PM

I Choose Wine, and Donovan
by adrienne at 17 June, 2003 - 5:02 AM

Last night it started raining in my bathroom. The ceiling opened like the sky in a storm. I put down a fifty-piece Tupperware set to catch the water, but for the first time my Tupperware couldn't do the job.
Latest comment: 17 June 03, 7:23 AM

Metallica is so bad that their music is being used to torture captured Iraqis
by adrienne at 13 June, 2003 - 9:57 AM
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=495&e=6&u=/ap/metallica_music
this is a fark link...so if it doesn't work here check it there.
Latest comment: 17 June 03, 5:07 AM

derogatory naming can be fun!
by adrienne at 13 June, 2003 - 8:27 AM
Let's All Try!
Latest comment: 13 June 03, 11:03 AM

Borrowing my life away
by adrienne at 13 June, 2003 - 5:19 AM
I just applied for my second student loan. I feel like I'm signing away my future earnings, "Poverty, straight ahead 5 years".
Latest comment: 17 June 03, 10:32 AM

previously liked man becomes too comfortable with workmates, reveals secret
by adrienne at 12 June, 2003 - 11:46 AM
Today in Baltimore a young man working for the Federal Government became comfortable enough during conversation to allow his workmates to share in his secret: that he had shat himself. Yesterday. And once previous to this incident, while on a date.
Latest comment: 17 June 03, 10:50 AM

losers really don't know
by adrienne at 12 June, 2003 - 6:50 AM
Latest comment: 17 June 03, 6:16 AM

DUNE WARS
by adrienne at 12 June, 2003 - 4:29 AM
Latest comment: 12 June 03, 4:29 AM

Swing Low, Sweet Chariot
by adrienne at 11 June, 2003 - 10:29 AM
He once was lost but now is found, is blind and really dead. William's parts were located precariously perched on a window ledge. It made me cry. So much unacheived potential, so many good days ahead. Life cruely cut short by an Evil Russian Blue. It's just the origami flower reflections... but I still look fondly up at his tank and think I can see him happily swimming round and round.
Latest comment: 12 June 03, 4:47 AM

Frustrating news for all my little preevs
by adrienne at 11 June, 2003 - 5:00 AM
Eva gave both prints of Nekkid to Kang. Kang is a sick fuck and I will not ask him for them...he scares me. I will get the negatives and try to get another print. (I may also try to get some new ones, but my partner is going to Aspen for three weeks so it'll be slow till either she gets back or I can find another wing.)
Latest comment: 11 June 03, 3:00 PM

Shocker!
by adrienne at 10 June, 2003 - 7:44 AM
Saturday Eva and I went to lunch at a place in Rehoboth, but before eating we dropped off film that she'd had lying around for awhile.
Latest comment: 11 June 03, 8:09 AM

The Uber-Fan is out There
by adrienne at 09 June, 2003 - 2:33 PM
Caitlin was walking to work the other morning when something lying next to a trash can caught her eye. It was a small pink vinyl photo album, very pink and with a picture in the front frame. She's not the kind of person who normally picks up trash but this was an exception.
Latest comment: 10 June 03, 8:38 AM

The Virgins
by adrienne at 06 June, 2003 - 7:15 AM
Now that I'm older, the opportunity to break the cherry (methaphoriacally) of a peer comes less and less often. I look out for it, I like doing it, and I've come to find that there are signs on the road telling which path will be most friendly.
Latest comment: 06 June 03, 8:52 AM

Buy one hot dog for the price of two
by adrienne at 05 June, 2003 - 9:57 AM
And Receive a Second Hot Dog Absolutely Free!
Latest comment: 05 June 03, 10:04 AM

Ailsa and William had fun time this morning
by adrienne at 05 June, 2003 - 4:09 AM
Good thing I named him 'the First'...funny thing was that I don't know exctly where he is now. Don't cats usually leave parts behind?
Latest comment: 09 June 03, 7:04 AM

Unrelated to pregnancy
by adrienne at 04 June, 2003 - 11:25 AM
I just found out that I work with a woman who has never:
1) used an ATM machine
2) seen Bambi
Mi mynd is numb.
Latest comment: 04 June 03, 11:51 AM

tommorrow HAS to be less boring
by adrienne at 03 June, 2003 - 11:47 AM
I just had THE most boring day. No one did anything idiotic (not even me), No one...oh yeah! except Kenny!
Latest comment: 03 June 03, 12:21 PM

You get First Crack
by adrienne at 02 June, 2003 - 9:50 AM
(that was for ralph)
Latest comment: 03 June 03, 3:42 AM

The Way Forward
by adrienne at 02 June, 2003 - 7:12 AM
What is it that makes some of us more mature than others? Is it motivation? Organization in one's personal finances? A happy relationship? That lasts? Or are all of these elements (and more) required? Can a person be mature if only possesing one or a few of the elements, (like perhaps a person never misses an oil change, but leaves their socks on the floor) or is a mixture necessary?
The trees are full of them, so how is a girl supposed to turn over a new leaf when she doesn't know which is the correct one?
Latest comment: 03 June 03, 4:45 AM

Scary pants, Run Away!
by adrienne at 02 June, 2003 - 5:37 AM
last night was like a dream. a really scary dream. Fucking scary, wet yourself. But like all dreams I eventually wake up, and for some reason it seems like it didn't actually happen...
Latest comment: 03 June 03, 3:40 AM

Announcement from The Man
by adrienne at 30 May, 2003 - 10:14 AM
this is another verbatim from you know who

it's also an attempt to go for the gold in posts and simultaneously make EVERY SINGLE post on the top page one of mine.
Latest comment: 30 May 03, 10:14 AM

this is for rich, please
by adrienne at 30 May, 2003 - 8:53 AM
My head really hurts now. It could be a mix of liquor and using my noggin as a basketball, but for whatever reason I'm not relishing the thought of being here till five.
Please call me at work with a bullshit story or something about how you have to pick me up at 3:30.
(I'm going to the beach tonight and I need to get there before Eva and Caitlin decide to start without me. Those bitches will smoke me if I don't catch up and keep up.)
Latest comment: 30 May 03, 8:53 AM

Don't fret, my pet
by adrienne at 30 May, 2003 - 7:27 AM
Rich and I had a little accident, it's true. But we're okay and that's important...
Latest comment: 30 May 03, 5:39 PM

car + large man hole
by adrienne at 29 May, 2003 - 5:06 PM
this equals bad.
Latest comment: 30 May 03, 10:05 AM

Cartman's flashback
by adrienne at 29 May, 2003 - 9:33 AM
Once again the boys of South Park have opened my eyes.
(Have recently noted that all personal wisdom is gleaned from television. Mostly cartoons. Will discuss depressing revelation at another time.)
Latest comment: 30 May 03, 4:51 AM

New Depths
by adrienne at 29 May, 2003 - 9:22 AM
Am useless. Do Nothing. Regularly. Have accomplished very little in life beyond the perfect peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Cannot seem to lose five pounds.
Latest comment: 29 May 03, 9:22 AM

Like a deer in the headlights
by adrienne at 28 May, 2003 - 11:33 AM
It seems that the hunter has been caught in his own snare. Tucker Max, a very funny guy (and J.D.), is being sued by one of his ex's over things he wrote about their relationship on his groundbreaking, and not just a little scandalous, website. If you're familiar with Max you'd better see this. Miss Vermont is finally striking back, albeit in the most unoriginal way imaginable. (Though fairly ironic considering Max's disdain for his own law degree.)
Latest comment: 28 May 03, 11:43 AM

Ce n'est pas un probleme
by adrienne at 28 May, 2003 - 8:58 AM
quite an interesting day, kids.
did you hear that Ari Fleischer is quitting? hmmmm, wonder why?
how about that guy who murdered his pregnant wife, laci?
the weather here is shite.
all other monotony has become par for the course here at CricketHappy Luck FunPalace
Latest comment: 29 May 03, 6:13 AM

Heifer's Encounter
by adrienne at 27 May, 2003 - 10:19 AM
She doesn't get much, but when she does she makes it count: Enough shame for the rest of the year.
Latest comment: 27 May 03, 10:19 AM

Elfie
by adrienne at 27 May, 2003 - 5:24 AM
I just tried (again) to pop onto Jamie's site and was finally let in. Then I found out why my 'protection software' wouldn't let me go before... You guys gotta check that out if you get a chance. He has some interesting pics, and I didn't get to look sthrough them all but the 'quotes' list hints at a pretty good show.
Latest comment: 27 May 03, 5:24 AM

good morning sunshines
by adrienne at 27 May, 2003 - 4:47 AM
this weekend blew eggs. three days with no car, no cigs, and no motivation. Hope you all had a better time with yourselves.
Latest comment: 27 May 03, 6:47 AM

tee hee
by adrienne at 23 May, 2003 - 8:45 AM
I got flowers! white Cala Lilies! so sweet!
Latest comment: 27 May 03, 4:58 AM

Fever Dreams
by adrienne at 23 May, 2003 - 7:45 AM
Sick, writhing, hot and clamy. Feverish dreaming does not produce fuzzy bunnies and lollipops.
Latest comment: 23 May 03, 7:45 AM

Janis Joplin came through on her horse.
by adrienne at 23 May, 2003 - 6:51 AM
Another great BBQ idea from the Master:
Karaoke!
Latest comment: 27 May 03, 4:55 AM

The Resurection
by adrienne at 23 May, 2003 - 4:40 AM
Have been to the other side, have come back to tell you...
Latest comment: 23 May 03, 1:14 PM

Knock at the window
by adrienne at 21 May, 2003 - 5:18 AM
I woke up this morning consciously one day closer to death. Is there something going around or am I just immuno-suppressed?
Latest comment: 21 May 03, 9:32 AM

Heifer arrrives at work, something is amiss.
by adrienne at 20 May, 2003 - 11:03 AM
Heifer isn't an UGLY woman, nor is she attractive, but regardless of the innate physical beauty, or lack, there's still a normal modicum of personal hygiene which acts as her standard.
Latest comment: 20 May 03, 11:49 AM

by adrienne at 20 May, 2003 - 9:06 AM
It's the end of an era in slayage.
But the end of a slayer's career is her death, and I wonder to myself if this is what I want to watch...
Latest comment: 21 May 03, 4:57 AM

the funny thing about science is that it's really close to insanity
by adrienne at 19 May, 2003 - 10:55 AM
May 19 1987

Chet Fleming files for a patent on his method for keeping a severed head alive. The mechanism includes blood filtering, pumping equipment, and nutrient supply. Ultimately, US Patent 4,666,425 is granted
Latest comment: 19 May 03, 1:58 PM

Happiness! Where are you?
by adrienne at 19 May, 2003 - 9:27 AM
"I'm right here, Adrienne. I'm at the bottom of this glass! Come get me! I'm waiting for you"!
Latest comment: 20 May 03, 11:10 AM

I would start at the beginning, but this was wierd
by adrienne at 19 May, 2003 - 6:19 AM
We were all waiting for Ralph's SO by the subway thingie when this 80 pound black girl with lipstick on every tooth and hair gelled in the style of "Something about Mary" decided to initiate a converstion....or monologue...about Cartoon Central's Adult Swim.
Latest comment: 21 May 03, 4:58 AM

Pick up the Ball and Run
by adrienne at 19 May, 2003 - 5:34 AM
Since none of the boys have started yet I guess I ought to. There will be a series of posts with a focus: the mishaps and good deeds of the weekend.
Latest comment: 19 May 03, 9:35 AM

Another Winner from The Heifer
by adrienne at 16 May, 2003 - 8:09 AM
Heifer has done it again. She has got to be the biggest loser, and simultaneously the biggest idiot, living this side of the Mason-Dixon.
Latest comment: 16 May 03, 11:45 AM

The Most Expensive Load of Laundry Ever
by adrienne at 16 May, 2003 - 7:44 AM
Eva isn't a cheap girl to have around, even while doing chores.
Latest comment: 25 May 04, 10:13 AM

From on High
by adrienne at 15 May, 2003 - 3:30 AM
another verbatim announcement from my illustrious employer: The Man.
Latest comment: 15 May 03, 3:30 AM

Final Episode
by adrienne at 14 May, 2003 - 5:14 PM
Min and all of her Stoopid empty loser empty bottles are making fun of me.
Latest comment: 16 May 03, 4:43 AM

Costumes!
by adrienne at 14 May, 2003 - 12:15 PM
I know it's a long way off, but I really like Holloween! So lets think of good ideas for me!
Latest comment: 14 May 03, 8:13 PM

stoopid
by adrienne at 14 May, 2003 - 6:32 AM
Tech Support: Type "A:" at the prompt.

Customer: How do you spell that?
Latest comment: 15 May 03, 4:24 AM

this has to be a quickie
by adrienne at 14 May, 2003 - 5:43 AM
There isn't much time, my lovies. I'm under the blade for finals and I got three assholes screaming in my ear...I just wanted to reiterate that I, indeed, rule.
Latest comment: 14 May 03, 5:43 AM

Resolutions are for Fridays, too
by adrienne at 09 May, 2003 - 11:51 AM
The chunk problem my ass has encountered is being battled by my new resolution: every hour of the workday I will walk down four flights of stairs to the first floor, then walk back up. To avoid cheating I will touch a specific windowsill and say 'George Burns is hung'.
Latest comment: 12 May 03, 4:04 PM

Food, Gas, Lodging, Blow Job
by adrienne at 09 May, 2003 - 11:00 AM
Ever noticed how the REAL losers don't know they're being insulted? It makes things so much easier.
Latest comment: 16 June 04, 2:04 PM

some things go together like peanut butter and tomatoes
by adrienne at 09 May, 2003 - 6:09 AM
I went to the doctor the other day for a kicking sinus thingie, and there it was: A scale. The obligatory weighing was an unexpected failure. I am a fatty patty.
But somehow I knew I weighed more, and this is how...
Latest comment: 11 May 03, 5:29 AM

I would like to Explain a couple of things to my peeps in the hood
by adrienne at 09 May, 2003 - 5:13 AM
Sorry for the blatant abandonment, mes amis.
Finals+Sinus Infection+Stoopid Ben not making soup for me=
Sick Adrienne Not Feeling Like Writing Anything That's Not Going to Lead to a Degree.
Latest comment: 09 May 03, 6:20 AM

Educated unto Oblivion
by adrienne at 03 May, 2003 - 9:49 AM
We live among people so educated that it becomes difficult to find the utility.
Latest comment: 07 May 03, 4:46 AM

Vortex Town
by adrienne at 02 May, 2003 - 8:44 AM
Many go in, none come out.
Latest comment: 09 May 03, 10:35 AM

something less stoopid than chicken kiev
by adrienne at 30 April, 2003 - 8:52 AM
Women all over the world excuse themselves to hit the loo, but how do they do it?
Latest comment: 01 May 03, 3:25 PM

Destined for the bartender, going home with the bar back.
by adrienne at 30 April, 2003 - 5:02 AM
Some people say that girls are bound to fall for men like their fathers. If this be the case, I will drink till I find my man.
Latest comment: 30 April 03, 5:38 AM

9:30
by adrienne at 29 April, 2003 - 10:14 AM
if you're in Charm City, be at the Brewers' Art @ 9:30, upstairs.
Latest comment: 29 April 03, 10:16 AM

how Dawson's Creek can work for you!
by adrienne at 29 April, 2003 - 7:20 AM
If ever the dirty fuck at the Precision Tune says they won't be able to change your oil for an hour and a half...you can get Dawson and his friends to help you overcome!
Latest comment: 29 April 03, 7:20 AM

on y va
by adrienne at 25 April, 2003 - 5:13 AM
who can grab an offensive poster first?
Latest comment: 25 April 03, 11:51 AM

by adrienne at 24 April, 2003 - 5:49 AM
Fuck Drunk Dialing, I'll Drunk Drop-By.
Latest comment: 24 April 03, 6:37 AM

sound of Forty oz. being poured on ground
by adrienne at 23 April, 2003 - 11:51 AM
Latest comment: 23 April 03, 12:36 PM

all things interesting are hereby VERBOTEN!
by adrienne at 23 April, 2003 - 9:48 AM
I tried to look at the dailyrotten.com today and I was ushered to the cove of safety that is the GRC server.
Latest comment: 23 April 03, 3:15 PM

something funny is going on here...
by adrienne at 23 April, 2003 - 8:16 AM
You know when you minimize a window and the title of the page is still visible? This is going to sound wierd, but when I do that with EA today, it says Rafael Regales' Easily Amusing...did something change?
Latest comment: 23 April 03, 10:25 AM

This is me, let's see what Anne is.
by adrienne at 22 April, 2003 - 9:54 AM

What Video Game Character Are You? I am Pacman.I am Pacman.


I am an aggressive sort of personality, out to get what I can, when I can. I prefer to avoid confrontation, but sometimes when it's called for, I can be a powerful character. I tend to be afflicted with munchies constantly. What Video Game Character Are You?
Latest comment: 22 April 03, 10:51 AM

The year's first blackout
by adrienne at 21 April, 2003 - 7:36 AM
The spring has found it's way into my step, and to celebrate I've offered up to the Gods a little bit of myself. More specifically: a piece of my memory. At least, that's where it must be, because it's not here. The last thing I remember rightly is Goose and Grapefruit...
Latest comment: 21 April 03, 7:36 AM

Eva's Logic Assignment
by adrienne at 18 April, 2003 - 3:32 PM
We need to think of something here...
Latest comment: 22 April 03, 8:01 AM

My Daddy is the best!
by adrienne at 18 April, 2003 - 5:37 AM
This is part of a letter that my StepDad wrote me this morning. I'm posting it because it makes me proud to have been raised by him. I realize that this is the largest piece of cheese I've jammed down your throat thus far, but it touched me deeply so you have to read it too.
Latest comment: 18 April 03, 7:08 AM

Yellow
by adrienne at 16 April, 2003 - 6:43 AM
Our security alert has just been lowered to this, most bright, color. We are relatively safe, though this is only an assesment of outside threat and has nothing to say about my relationship with the lead singer of the Cars, Ric Okasec.
Latest comment: 17 April 03, 2:00 PM

Spike is my conscience
by adrienne at 16 April, 2003 - 5:28 AM
And I know I will never go wrong.
Latest comment: 16 April 03, 8:18 AM

yes. it's true.
by adrienne at 16 April, 2003 - 4:30 AM
I'm a psychotic nutcase.
Latest comment: 16 April 03, 8:14 AM

why you should drink
by adrienne at 11 April, 2003 - 6:45 AM
and how it could make you smarter
Latest comment: 15 April 03, 10:21 AM

carol king must be dead
by adrienne at 11 April, 2003 - 6:16 AM
There's no other reason why they should play fourteen of her songs in a row on the easy listening station.
Latest comment: 11 April 03, 6:16 AM

Jesus Saves...
by adrienne at 11 April, 2003 - 5:40 AM
...and this is how He saved her (and her loser boyfriend).
Latest comment: 11 April 03, 9:53 AM

this one needs some help
by adrienne at 10 April, 2003 - 10:37 AM
Come the end of May I need to find a new apartment .
Latest comment: 13 April 03, 4:30 PM

what is this situation called? I forget.
by adrienne at 08 April, 2003 - 12:29 PM
interesting place they've put themselves in, these pop-up vigilante companies. kind of like people who let termites loose in a bug-free neighborhood and then put on their Terminix hat.
Latest comment: 08 April 03, 1:23 PM

why i'm not a feminist
by adrienne at 08 April, 2003 - 8:59 AM
i don't have to be one, i'm a fucking girl.
Latest comment: 09 April 03, 11:07 AM

on other people's idiocy. again.
by adrienne at 07 April, 2003 - 4:21 PM
I got in a pissing match with this cunt at work today. The whole thing lasted a total of five seconds and we were done. So I thought...
Latest comment: 08 April 03, 1:12 PM

If you've got some minutes
by adrienne at 06 April, 2003 - 3:25 PM
Latest comment: 10 February 04, 5:58 PM

cum-guzzlin gutter sluts
by adrienne at 04 April, 2003 - 1:30 PM
all women are whores, not good for anything but being a cock-holster. i am sure this is true because tuckermax.com says so.
Latest comment: 07 April 03, 1:45 PM

the great mystery of my keys
by adrienne at 02 April, 2003 - 6:40 AM
yo. oy. bennie. where'd you put my car keys? I'm not stranded (got the spares from ry before he took off) but i may need them...you know what? nevermind. if i ever lock myself out of my car, leave it at the airport to be picked up, or get piss drunk and fall down, you're the guy i'm callin' anyway. reliable. that's you. so keep the keys in good health. and make sure your phone is on.
Latest comment: 02 April 03, 11:30 AM

i did it i did it
by adrienne at 28 March, 2003 - 8:03 AM
i am the kewlest grrl in the hole wrrld
Latest comment: 28 March 03, 8:49 AM

don't let it bring you down
by adrienne at 27 March, 2003 - 7:49 AM
it's only castles burning
Latest comment: 15 July 04, 10:36 AM

after school special land
by adrienne at 25 March, 2003 - 10:56 AM
we all have our own...
Latest comment: 26 March 03, 2:29 AM

my nose, your nose
by adrienne at 25 March, 2003 - 8:16 AM
ever shot milk through the nostril?
Latest comment: 25 March 03, 11:22 AM

just an isolated incident
by adrienne at 24 March, 2003 - 8:16 AM
I think that Anne and I are officially geriatric.
Latest comment: 24 March 03, 6:59 PM

some people are just lame
by adrienne at 21 March, 2003 - 10:43 AM
and i'm not talking gold lame' like pants for grandma, i'm talking three-legged horse.
Latest comment: 21 March 03, 12:02 PM

my own madagascar
by adrienne at 20 March, 2003 - 5:36 AM
last night my life officially shifted gears
Latest comment: 22 March 04, 5:21 AM

two go in, one comes out
by adrienne at 19 March, 2003 - 7:46 AM
why do people on Arrakis speak with British accents? are sci fi fans, and especially Dune fans, so Anglophile that we need the caveat of a sophisticated lilt to hold our interest and make something seem more intellectually satisfying?
and i'll tell you this: overacting was running rampant on Channel 33.
ex. 1) death scene of Alliyah (sp?), 2) Leto(#3) throwing pelvis forward in defiance of the sand..."I WILL NOT FEAR..." i thought that was a meditation thing, not a superficial display of volume thing.
it never turns out as good for my eyes as it was for my head. i hope that i can reconcile myself to this.
Latest comment: 19 March 03, 11:58 AM

the great cricket famine of 1862
by adrienne at 18 March, 2003 - 10:16 AM
one thing i know:pub night can't be at ben's. his parents went and f***ed up the grewv by deciding to return early.
oh, i know one other thing: i owe pete and sarah a HUGE apology. i was so excited to hear that song that i didn't even register the hour. ben tried to stop me but i was drinking Coca-Cola and i think the sugar got to my head. brodcast apologies! you are both hereby granted one shot, make it count! forgive?
spike: did you phone me last night? i was preoccupied with the 2nd installment of brain candy Dune. please to call again.
Latest comment: 19 March 03, 7:10 AM

warsaw knocked on the door
by adrienne at 17 March, 2003 - 8:38 AM

has anyone seen my scarf? you'll know it's my scarf 'cause it's grey and has no distinguishing features. except the day i lost it i dropped it in a muddy puddle so maybe it's not so much grey right now.
spent sunday in the academic pursuit of perfecting my Dune cinematic prowess by renting Lynch's version, then watching 6 hours of the sci-fi version, and toppered off the evening with the Children of Dune installment #1. tonight at 9 pm my eyes are glued to the screen like powerpuff stickers on a little girl's locker.
i feel i am not the only person who did this. the hallway of my apartment building was filled with the sounds of Shai-Hulud starting in the afternoon. it's a strange neighborly affinity we have. the same thing happened when the Fifth Element came on three weeks ago.
Latest comment: 17 March 03, 8:38 AM

the north shore of my left toe
by adrienne at 14 March, 2003 - 7:05 AM
last night was pub night. just one more reason to pity all of the blatherings readers who don't live in the charm city. see, here in b-more we know and appreciate poverty and all of its nuances. so we drink in, cheaply.
the event was hosted by the lovely miss brooke and her gentleman, tim.
music provided by the peanut gallery: pete, creighton, tim, and a guy with really fuzzy hair named dan. he was nice.
Latest comment: 29 January 04, 4:05 AM

crab dip
by adrienne at 12 March, 2003 - 5:00 AM
last night at school i put my name and an explanation (re: book crossing) in a copy of Stranger in a Strange Land and left it in the quad at school. I hope somebody reads it.
Thought i would let you guys know since this is where my inspiration lies.
I think you may be able to get addicted to leaving books around. sounds funnie, but i got a weird rush thinking about how maybe somebody would read it and maybe they would really like it and give it to their little sister who gets inspired and becomes a writer and writes a book that i read and love. i could be perpetuating the institution that gives me the most joy in my life.
leave a book, it gets you high.
Latest comment: 12 March 03, 6:16 AM

Bombs over Bahgdad
by adrienne at 09 March, 2003 - 7:00 PM
STANKONIA!

on a less political, but no less hip-hop note...
My best friend in the world (and the woman who knows me best) recently had a revelation that has been occupying my brain like a bologna sandwich in a hot locker. Eva was watching television one morning not long ago when she came upon it. She then called me, anxious to let me in on the light of knowledge.

Adrienne! (she said)
You get laid less than the Golden Girls! (she said)

she didn't mean Blanche. she meant Sophia.
Latest comment: 10 March 03, 12:44 PM

goings are on
by adrienne at 06 March, 2003 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 07 March 03, 12:20 PM

funnies from daddy
by adrienne at 06 March, 2003 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 07 March 03, 12:13 PM

on a serious note
by adrienne at 27 February, 2003 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 01 March 03, 8:15 AM

epic in a circle
by adrienne at 18 February, 2003 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 22 February 03, 4:44 AM

it doesn't matter where you come from
by adrienne at 17 February, 2003 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 19 February 03, 5:03 AM

not normal emotions
by adrienne at 16 February, 2003 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 17 February 03, 2:27 PM

oh yeah
by adrienne at 16 February, 2003 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 18 February 03, 5:34 AM

poor little spike
by adrienne at 15 February, 2003 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 16 February 03, 4:24 PM

we're a going out
by adrienne at 06 February, 2003 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 06 February 03, 7:00 PM

ROBIN
by adrienne at 04 February, 2003 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 05 February 03, 10:57 AM

project bio-shield
by adrienne at 04 February, 2003 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 06 February 03, 6:29 AM

by adrienne at 27 January, 2003 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 28 January 03, 5:39 PM

labat blue
by adrienne at 26 January, 2003 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 16 June 04, 9:39 PM

no other way about it
by adrienne at 16 January, 2003 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 17 January 03, 2:14 PM

it is for sad that i came back
by adrienne at 15 January, 2003 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 16 January 03, 11:33 AM

am inherently unequal
by adrienne at 15 January, 2003 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 16 January 03, 11:34 AM

my angel
by adrienne at 01 January, 2003 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 01 January 03, 7:00 PM

it is for me and mine
by adrienne at 30 December, 2002 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 31 December 02, 4:45 AM

this evening
by adrienne at 30 December, 2002 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 30 December 02, 7:00 PM

waxing poetic
by adrienne at 22 December, 2002 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 23 December 02, 9:31 AM

hang your head, sweet boy
by adrienne at 18 December, 2002 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 20 December 02, 10:45 AM

sorry, but i need HELP
by adrienne at 18 December, 2002 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 22 December 02, 11:03 AM

my name is warsaw. he is paris.
by adrienne at 16 December, 2002 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 18 December 02, 5:44 AM

review
by adrienne at 13 December, 2002 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 17 December 02, 7:40 AM

fri 13
by adrienne at 12 December, 2002 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 13 December 02, 11:57 AM

drink booze and send kash munee
by adrienne at 12 December, 2002 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 14 December 02, 5:42 AM

final
by adrienne at 11 December, 2002 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 11 December 02, 7:00 PM

urgent security advisories
by adrienne at 09 December, 2002 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 12 December 02, 7:02 AM

PMCm
by adrienne at 02 December, 2002 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 04 December 02, 4:35 AM

by adrienne at 18 November, 2002 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 20 November 02, 10:44 AM

imminent destruction.
by adrienne at 11 November, 2002 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 14 November 02, 9:39 AM

elections
by adrienne at 06 November, 2002 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 06 November 02, 7:00 PM

lunch today
by adrienne at 05 November, 2002 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 06 November 02, 1:22 PM

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