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Not dead yet!
by chuk at 20 August, 2008 - 4:28 PM
Really, I'm not dead yet...
Latest comment: 21 August 08, 1:04 AM

Ben in Chicago...
by chuk at 22 February, 2005 - 8:07 AM
Ben,

No clue if you are seeing this at work today or not, but if you want me to take you out for multiple Guinnii tonight after your flight in, I uh, need your cell #...

Either that or I'm just going to stalk your hotel...

Chuck
Latest comment: 22 February 05, 8:07 AM

The Twelve Days of Jihad
by chuk at 22 December, 2004 - 10:47 AM
On the first day of Jihad, Allah gave to me... An AK and a stolen Humvee.
Latest comment: 22 December 04, 3:25 PM

a bit of overkill?
by chuk at 16 December, 2004 - 8:37 PM
Feudal has been renting space on a mud hosting company's server for its entire existence (since 1995) and I finally got tired of it...
Latest comment: 17 December 04, 7:16 PM

yeah, people are this stupid...
by chuk at 20 November, 2004 - 11:23 AM
Ben, I want my freaking section for tech support hell calls, this one would definitely make the list...

This is my exact notes from the call to some podunk town in Arkansas and some 140 year old granny trying to log in to her Solaris server...
Latest comment: 22 November 04, 11:02 AM

Two tickets to the World Series...priceless
by chuk at 22 October, 2004 - 1:11 PM
I found this highly amusing, and slightly sad, then again, had the Cubs made it this far, I might have employed a similar tactic...
Latest comment: 22 October 04, 1:14 PM

shoot me, shoot me NOW!
by chuk at 08 October, 2004 - 2:24 PM
Yeah, I know, it's my own damn fault for working phone support, but holy fucking shit, I would expect people to have some semblance of common sense if they are using a fucking computer...

And yes, these are (sadly) EXACT quotes...
Latest comment: 11 October 04, 5:09 AM

Uh, excuse me while I go visit the bathroom for a few minutes...
by chuk at 06 August, 2004 - 3:54 PM
I'm sure it's fake, but one can dream eh?

Mmmm, Olsens in pasties...

Uh, yeah, and it's not even remotely NSFW...
Latest comment: 08 August 04, 5:20 AM

Stopping the downward spiral before it gets worse...
by chuk at 30 July, 2004 - 8:33 AM
We need to change a fundamental part of this site, and yes, I know it defeats the original purpose of it being free-form and posting whatever you want, and even using silly names and whatnot.

1. We need a registration and approval system so anyone can still register, but that needs to be approved before they can post.

2. Logging in needs to be required to post.

This will stop 99% of the general idiocy that's been overtaking everything and threadjacking EVERYTHING before it just makes the site a total joke. If people want to post they still can, but they at least can be kept track of...
Latest comment: 04 August 04, 9:39 AM

Wheeee, writeforcash.com isn't bogus!
by chuk at 01 July, 2004 - 10:16 AM
I got a Paypal payment of $54.00 for the 4 articles they accepted last month, woohoo!

One side note, they are horribly slow at approving articles, so to make any money off this, well, it's nothing but nice extra cash...
Latest comment: 01 July 04, 11:11 AM

HAHAHAHA, PENGUINS RETURN!
by chuk at 05 March, 2004 - 9:34 AM
This is hysterical, but I warn you...have some time to kill...

Rocket-Powered Penguins

I'm officially throwing down the gauntlet with a shot of 21193.7, and I have a screenshot I will be sending up from home...
Latest comment: 08 March 04, 7:48 AM

poor misguided fucking schmucks...
by chuk at 13 February, 2004 - 11:59 AM
Who the hell comes up with this garbage?

This seriously makes me want to slap some sense into whomever came up with this idea... and or divorce my wife for the day, have raging sex for hours, and the remarry...and send them the tape...
Latest comment: 10 March 04, 10:41 AM

welcome to my life...
by chuk at 12 February, 2004 - 5:13 AM
Ok, now granted I don't have someone who cleans their nose, ears, and whatnot in my office that I have to deal with, but I -do- have to deal with complete fucking morons on the phone...

I got hired blind to do Linux support for a company 8 months ago, and it's not a bad job, but the fact I'm supporting Linux systems to complete fucking MORONS is what drives me to drink when I get home (and what's your excuse Ben?)
Latest comment: 12 February 04, 7:08 AM

about freaking time!
by chuk at 10 February, 2004 - 6:39 AM
Latest comment: 20 September 04, 8:35 AM

wtf?
by chuk at 05 January, 2004 - 10:57 AM
Ok, in the continuing saga of "my job fucking blows"...here's our new attendance policy for the year.
Latest comment: 06 January 04, 7:22 AM

whee
by chuk at 22 December, 2003 - 5:44 AM
Well, for once, something is looking up I think...
Latest comment: 23 December 03, 11:05 AM

bleh
by chuk at 21 December, 2003 - 9:55 AM
I hate my "job"...
Latest comment: 22 December 03, 3:23 PM

HAHAHA
by chuk at 09 December, 2003 - 7:47 AM
Merry Christmas, hahahahahaha

Funny Funny Stuff
Latest comment: 09 December 03, 7:57 AM

I'm seriously going to be sick...
by chuk at 26 November, 2003 - 6:22 AM
How the fuck anyone would a) think of this, b) want to eat it, or c) would not have to get their stomach pumped afterwards is beyond me...

Just...Plain...Nasty...

And everyone have a happy Thanksgiving! (hopefully not with this recipe)
Latest comment: 26 November 03, 9:42 AM

I'm a dad again!
by chuk at 18 November, 2003 - 7:38 AM
My wife Amy delivered a healthy baby girl, Kendall Suzanne, after a VERY quick labor of just under an hour last night. Kiddo weighs in at 6 pounds 10 ounces, 19" long. Both mom and baby are doing great.

Kendall #1

Kendall #2

Kendall #3

Kendall #4


I'll get some more pics in and up once I get them scanned in, or take more digitals (and make a proper website too).

- Chuck
Latest comment: 19 November 03, 5:35 PM

As requested for Ben...
by chuk at 08 November, 2003 - 9:00 PM
Here's two buttons for my two sites, one is for Feudal Realms, the mud I run...

Feudal Realms Button

And the other is for the home business I'm starting up, Tech Needs, doing web and computer work...

Tech Needs Button

If anyone needs to kill some time mindlessly killing monsters and interacing with people pretending to be faeries and shit, come check out Feudal Realms...

If you know anyone in need of a website, I'm giving away my services to build up my portfolio right now, send them my way to Tech Needs...
Latest comment: 09 November 03, 3:34 AM

blah!
by chuk at 05 November, 2003 - 7:35 AM
Ok, today simply fucking sucks...
Latest comment: 05 November 03, 8:30 AM

Well, it's over, finally
by chuk at 31 October, 2003 - 2:12 PM
My sister's battle with cancer ended around 7pm EDT tonight, she fought for far longer than she ever should have had to. I'll be around, but my mood will be pretty sketchy for a while I'm sure...

Chuck
Latest comment: 03 November 03, 11:19 AM

Like I don't have enough shit to worry about already...
by chuk at 30 October, 2003 - 1:10 AM
The wife is due to spew out the latest parasite in less than a month...my sister's liver is failing to metabolize her pain medications and is in general shutting down (along with her one remaining kidney)...so because obviously some greater fucking power thinks I don't have enough on my plate...
Latest comment: 30 October 03, 3:16 AM

blah
by chuk at 09 October, 2003 - 11:46 AM
As Ben can testify firsthand, dealing with cancer is just utter fucking shit...
Latest comment: 10 October 03, 10:19 AM

Wooohooo Go Cubs!
by chuk at 06 October, 2003 - 8:49 AM
Yes, I know, playoff baseball for those of you in MD involves watching the Yankees play this year (ok, the last few years), but my beloved Cubbies are in the NLCS after punting the Braves out in Atlanta last night...wheeee

I have NLCS and WS tickets, can't wait!
Latest comment: 06 October 03, 11:32 AM

Wheeeee
by chuk at 24 September, 2003 - 5:11 AM
Well, tomorrow I have a quasi-interview of sorts, for what would in all honesty, be my ultimate dream job...

I'm meeting with the main developers for EverQuest to have dinner and drinks with them at their yearly fan convention in Chicago (luckily 30 miles from me).

I've honestly never ever been even the slightest bit nervous going into an interview process, but this one has my hair falling out...
Latest comment: 29 September 03, 6:02 AM

Fuck "The Man"!
by chuk at 22 September, 2003 - 8:03 AM
"The Man" is officially keeping me down now. Our entire office has been firewalled out of fucking everything, all messengers, all ports but 80 and 23. I guess I will survive on websites alone now, and poor old pitiful email...
Latest comment: 24 September 03, 11:02 AM

Text gaming is NOT dead!
by chuk at 08 September, 2003 - 7:42 AM
(warning, this is a horrible outright shameless plug)

I actually met Ben through playing on an old-school no-graphics played-on-telnet text game (a mud), and I still run one (why, who knows, but it's fun). If anyone has the urge to come and play a wizard or barbarian and hack on random things (including other people), comes check us out http://www.feudalrealms.com or you can log on to the game at feudal.betterbox.net port 4242.

If you have the urge (beg beg beg) to throw us a vote on some silly mud ranking site, there's a blue VOTE! link on the bottom left of our homepage, any exposure is good exposure!

-Chuk
Latest comment: 10 September 03, 12:13 PM

the parasite
by chuk at 13 August, 2003 - 9:35 AM
Latest comment: 13 August 03, 9:40 AM

Wheeee
by chuk at 29 September, 2002 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 30 September 02, 1:27 PM

by chuk at 29 July, 2002 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 01 August 02, 4:59 AM

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