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Amazingly awesome
by ralph at 02 January, 2008 - 7:13 AM
Latest comment: 09 January 08, 1:55 AM

Passion Loaf
by ralph at 11 May, 2007 - 2:16 AM
Will you drop a passion loaf in my mouth? Will you passionately await the next prophet? Will you create a sandwich that only Leonardo da Vinci could picture in his dreams? I implore you to be elegant yet sacrificial. You need to be in touch with your inner lust. You lust for other men as Derek from the Eagle does and that is a true accomplishment. Derek is your bretheren yet you must make love to his fanny. Respect his needs and more importantly, respect his wants. He wants to put you in a mental bear trap. On the other hand, Machias wants to put you in a physical bear trap. I want to rescue you from both traps and prove, once and for all, that you are a loyal pet to me. After I free your mind, body, and soul, I will bathe you in exotic excrement from all over Delaware. We will drink from the fountains of Dundalk. We will feast on the meat of cougar and elk alike.
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Latest comment: 11 May 07, 2:16 AM

Like Beer? Of course you do...
by ralph at 11 April, 2007 - 4:37 AM
I just found this list of "America's Top 25 Beers". Which ones have you tried?

Here, digg me while you're at it.
Latest comment: 12 April 07, 4:12 AM

Keith Olberman on the beginning of the end for America
by ralph at 19 October, 2006 - 2:42 AM
Latest comment: 20 October 06, 1:02 AM

It's begging time....
by ralph at 10 October, 2006 - 4:50 AM
Okay, this is very unlike me that I'm doing public begging, but here goes.

I wanted to take this time to let you all know that on Sunday, October 15th I'll be riding the 60 mile route in the 2006 MS Bike Tour. This is the 21st Annual Tour and it's used to raise money for the MS Society. I know that a lot of you don't know, but the reason that I'm riding is because about 20 or so years ago, my mother was diagnosed with MS. For that reason, I'd like to ask for your sponsorship for this ride. Any dollar amount would help, and donations can be made through my personalized page on the ride's website. The URL is: http://msnyc.kintera.org/msbike06/rddoyle75
Latest comment: 10 October 06, 4:50 AM

Things I've gotten from Craigslist
by ralph at 29 August, 2006 - 2:29 AM
So, since Ben got his bike from Craigslist I've been thinking....over the past 3 or 4 years, I've been pretty lucky with CL as well. I've decided to make a list of the things that I've gotten from there...feel free to add to the list.

Here goes:
Latest comment: 31 August 06, 2:33 PM

Happy Birthday!
by ralph at 16 August, 2006 - 6:03 AM
Happy Birthday, Ben. I was going to call you, but decided that I'd share my knowledge of your birthday with the world.

Oh, since this site is oh so very "Web 2.0", I did a GIS for "web 2.0 balloons". I think that you'll agree that what I found was a good birthday present.

Happy birthday, man.
Latest comment: 17 August 06, 9:17 AM

Harry the Hamster
by ralph at 26 July, 2006 - 3:50 AM
Oh, how I love YouTube. Check out these videos...NSFW without headphones.

Harry The Hamster

Winky
Latest comment: 26 July 06, 3:50 AM

Meatspin....Apt name, I guess.
by ralph at 08 June, 2006 - 7:25 AM
http://meatspin.com/

oh....slightly NSFW
Latest comment: 09 June 06, 4:12 PM

Noob needs Linux (Ubuntu) guidance....
by ralph at 04 May, 2006 - 2:35 AM
So, I'm attempting (again) to join the ranks of the Linux geeks. A few days ago I installed Ubuntu on my machine. I'd like to get away from windows eventually, but I need a lot of help and really need to build my knowledge base.
Latest comment: 09 May 06, 1:53 PM

Verizon Wireless and Google Calendar
by ralph at 27 April, 2006 - 4:04 AM
I don't know about most of you, but in the past few weeks, I've been using Google Calendar quite a bit. I was pretty excited when I saw that they offered SMS reminders to your events and appointments, but was pissed when Verizon Wireless wasn't in the list of carriers.

Well, after a little digging around today, I found that you CAN, in fact receive SMS notifications even if your carrier is Verizon. All you have to do is choose T-Mobile in the drop-down list. Problem solved and messages are coming in nicely.
Latest comment: 27 April 06, 5:58 PM

Wireless PS2...
by ralph at 17 April, 2006 - 3:52 AM
Kind of related to Elfie's post, kind of not....

Does anyone here have a wireless controller for the PS2 that they like? I'm in the market for one, and would like some feedback from people that already have them...

Thanks!
Latest comment: 11 May 06, 9:54 AM

St. Patrick's Day in Boston
by ralph at 27 March, 2006 - 2:11 AM
Aaaahhh....good times. That warm blast from the subway vent felt great up my kilt...

There you go, muhgcee....
Latest comment: 28 March 06, 8:08 PM

Real Life Simpsons
by ralph at 10 March, 2006 - 1:12 AM
This is just awesome. I'm not even sure how I found this, but it's so cool.

Real Life Simpsons
Latest comment: 13 March 06, 8:52 AM

AnarchyX is going to jail....
by ralph at 09 January, 2006 - 3:31 AM
I know I've said it before, but things are getting pretty goddamn scary in this country. Now, it's illegal to "annoy" someone over the Internet if you're not using your real name.... I hope there's internet access in jail.

Illegal to "annoy" someone over the internet...

Is it at all possible to change this government, or is in an exercise in futility? It really scares the sh*t out of me.
Latest comment: 11 January 06, 1:52 AM

I like putting it in the hole
by ralph at 11 November, 2005 - 1:18 AM
Okay, I'm usually not one for change....meaning, if I have a way of doing something that works, I generally like to keep doing it that way. This morning, I did something that I've never done before...
Latest comment: 11 November 05, 9:17 PM

George W. Hitler
by ralph at 15 June, 2005 - 4:42 AM


Well, we all knew that it would happen sooner or later, but it's disconcerting nonetheless. And no, it's not photoshopped, it was taken at a Republican Party fundraiser yesterday. From Yahoo.
Latest comment: 18 June 05, 2:14 PM

Beer, Sausage, Burgers, Hotdogs, MEATFACE!, and Creamed Ass
by ralph at 01 June, 2005 - 9:10 AM
For all of you in the know (and those of you that aren't), there's a barbecue, party, drink-a-thon, orgy, and just general debauchery planned for Saturday, June 4th at Ben's house. The grill will be lit at 12:00 noon and according to Ben, the party will continue till there's no one left standing or Monday morning, whichever comes first.

For anyone interested, yes, I will be making an appearance, and no, I will not be signing autographs. Well, maybe just a couple.
Latest comment: 06 June 05, 12:41 PM

Chinese IQ Test
by ralph at 25 April, 2005 - 11:27 AM
Okay ladies and germs....I got this in an email and after some trying was able to do it....

Here's the link... and the rules are on the extended post...

http://freeweb.siol.net/danej/riverIQGame.swf
Latest comment: 28 April 05, 6:28 AM

Chernobyl....
by ralph at 16 February, 2005 - 8:25 AM
Wow. I just found this site and the pictures are quite sobering. The site is by a girl in the Ukraine that's allowed inside Chernobyl's 'dead zone'. She travels on her motorcycle and takes pictures inside the areas that no one else is allowed in. Pretty impressive.

http://www.kiddofspeed.com/chapter1.html
Latest comment: 17 February 05, 9:05 AM

VW's new car ad
by ralph at 21 January, 2005 - 8:27 AM
I wonder why it's not being aired here? Oh, that's right.

http://www.boreme.com/bm/JAN05/a/vw-suicide-bomber/fr.htm
Latest comment: 25 January 05, 10:01 AM

National Day of Mourning
by ralph at 20 January, 2005 - 9:18 AM
I can't believe we just hit the halfway point. Today is a sad day indeed.


HAHA, I can't believe I get a second term!

Latest comment: 23 January 05, 11:51 AM

No Pants 2k5!
by ralph at 14 January, 2005 - 9:55 AM
I stumbled upon this today and promptly joined up. Tomorrow at 3:00PM I'll be riding the 6 train without pants. I'll post photos or links to them when the organizers put them up. Here's the link to last year's event. I can't wait, this is gonna be fantastic!

http://www.improveverywhere.com/mission_view.php?mission_id=37
Latest comment: 25 January 05, 5:33 AM

Santa is Dead.
by ralph at 22 December, 2004 - 6:59 AM
Wow, this about sums it up for me. I've finally found someone that hates Christmas as much as I do. The scary thing is that I've felt this way ever since I was a kid.

http://www.nypress.com/print.cfm?content_id=11794

I mean it when I say I've felt this way since I was a kid. The rest of my family loves this god-forsaken holiday. They get into the "Christmas Spirit", decorating the tree, hanging lights, candles into the windows, and all of that other happy horseshit. The sad thing is, I know the date that I started to hate Christmas. I could probably give you the fucking hour that it happened.
Latest comment: 23 December 04, 4:17 AM

Ladies and Gentlemen....Here it is...
by ralph at 08 December, 2004 - 8:26 AM
I thought I'd post this since we had so much fun with the crimson room and the veridian room. Now, available for everyone to play is.....the blue chamber.
Latest comment: 08 December 04, 9:50 AM

Hope in America
by ralph at 30 November, 2004 - 10:50 AM
Looks like there's finally some H.O.P.E.
Latest comment: 02 December 04, 2:58 AM

Life is full of ups and downs...
by ralph at 29 November, 2004 - 9:22 AM
....And sometimes, when I feel like I'm either standing on the highest peak or in the lowest valley, I forget about the other.

The sun's shining a little bit brighter today and I have a little bit more bounce in my step. Thank you. You know who you are.

That is all.
Latest comment: 30 November 04, 7:20 AM

RIP Ben. We hardly knew ye.
by ralph at 29 November, 2004 - 8:47 AM
Imagine the look of surprise when I did a GIS on our fearless leader's name (Ben, of course), and I found out that I apparently don't know him at all......because he's been dead since 1986! So, I ask you, fellow EA'ers, who is Ben Stiefel?
Latest comment: 01 December 04, 5:51 AM

So, if the election was to be decided by us....
by ralph at 02 November, 2004 - 9:02 AM
Just because we need more election posts, I was wondering...

If the election were to be decided here, on this site, who would be elected? Let's get a vote tally going.
Latest comment: 03 November 04, 11:05 AM

Diarrhea for everyone!!!
by ralph at 25 October, 2004 - 9:36 AM
Taco Bell is doing their best to give the entire country diarrhea! That's very thoughtful of them.
Latest comment: 25 October 04, 12:48 PM

Has anyone seen Pyrex??????
by ralph at 29 September, 2004 - 7:41 AM
Has anyone seen or heard from him lately? I hope he's alright and hasn't been affected by the devastating weather that's been decimating Sweden....

Latest comment: 29 September 04, 12:34 PM

Mommy's Little Monster
by ralph at 25 August, 2004 - 4:26 AM
Okay Boys (and the occasional girl), I've got some upcoming concert information. This morning at 10AM EDT, presale tickets go on sale for the October 9th Beastie Boys show at Madison Square Garden. If anyone needs presale passwords for any of their upcoming shows, just email me and I'd be glad to let you know. Also, check out http://beastieboys.com/ for when they're coming to YOUR area.

In more exciting news (for me at least), Social Distortion is coming out with their new CD finally and going on tour. They're playing in NYC on October 14th and in DC on the 18th. If anyone's interested in seeing them, it'll be a fantastic show. I'm getting my tickets in a few hours.
Latest comment: 30 August 04, 9:36 AM

Oh lowbrow, how I've missed ye!
by ralph at 23 August, 2004 - 11:14 AM
For those not in the know....for all of your lowbrow needs...

read, refresh, read, refresh, repeat....

here's the one that I just got....
Latest comment: 24 August 04, 3:00 AM

The things you find on the Intarweb
by ralph at 19 August, 2004 - 6:38 AM
Remember Karyn (the one that needed to be saved)?

Well, meet Blaire. Blaire is a high maintenance nightmare that is looking to get married....hurry up guys, it could be you!!!

http://www.marryblaire.com/
Latest comment: 20 August 04, 11:08 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEN!!!!!
by ralph at 16 August, 2004 - 5:58 AM
Well, it looks like we all forgot.

Happy Birthday Ben!!!!

Uh, I don't know where the balloons are...they're around here somewhere....oh, here they are..
Latest comment: 16 August 04, 9:48 AM

"This Land"
by ralph at 06 August, 2004 - 12:43 PM
"You're a liberal sissy, you're a right wing nutjob, you're a pinko commie, you're dumb as a doorknob, you got that botox, but I still won three purple hearts. This land will surely vote for me."

Pretty Amusing.
Latest comment: 08 August 04, 4:26 PM

Suddenly my backside doesn't seem so clean....
by ralph at 06 August, 2004 - 7:44 AM
So, I was checking out http://www.thesneeze.com today, as it's on my rotation of sites and came across this post. After reading it, I became intrigued and I'm now wanting to give a bidet a "test drive". Has anyone here ever used one of these contrapments?
Latest comment: 08 August 04, 10:43 AM

Why We Drink
by ralph at 12 July, 2004 - 11:25 AM
Okay, I found this post on Craigslist. And it's quite possibly the funniest thing i've read in months. Here goes:

"Upon stepping into the office this morning, I had two different people remind me what day it is. “It’s Friday” they spouted, as if they had just unveiled some hidden truth about life……no shit it’s Friday, believe it or not I have a vague understanding of the passing of time, and keep myself moderately aware of what day in the week it is. But thanks anyway, lest I forgot and had the horrible misfortune of thinking it was Thursday. Could you imagine? The horror.
Latest comment: 14 July 04, 7:10 AM

Ever want to be immortal? Chiu on this.
by ralph at 03 June, 2004 - 9:56 AM
Have you ever wanted to live forever? (without having to be a vampire, that is...)
Have you ever wondered how we can achieve world peace?
Do you ever wonder what it's going to be like in the future?

Well, this guy has it all figured out. I have found god, and his name is Alex Chiu.

This guy has to be fucking kidding....
Latest comment: 04 June 04, 5:18 AM

More tales about the booger-eater....
by ralph at 03 June, 2004 - 6:28 AM
So, I told you all about the guy that I work with that eats his boogers...We'll call him "Tim" (because that's his name). He's been especially annoying today, and I've been keeping a log of what he's said today....
Latest comment: 07 June 04, 5:20 AM

Locked Out
by ralph at 02 June, 2004 - 3:49 AM
Just in case anyone here was wondering how much it costs to have a locksmith get you into your apartment in NYC after you lock yourself out, it runs around $275.
Latest comment: 06 June 04, 3:25 PM

Crispy New Freestyle
by ralph at 27 May, 2004 - 8:46 AM
Yeah, some illin' shit right here:
Lyrics NSFW, use headphones.

Latest comment: 27 May 04, 10:08 AM

Mystery of Time and Space
by ralph at 22 April, 2004 - 4:20 AM
From the "Crimson Room" thread....another terribly addictive "escape" game. Give this one a shot, it's pretty hard.
Latest comment: 24 April 04, 10:13 AM

Toothing....
by ralph at 19 April, 2004 - 1:08 PM
Yet another reason why I need a bluetooth enabled phone..

Via Wired.com
Latest comment: 20 April 04, 4:58 AM

More Nice Pomes
by ralph at 16 April, 2004 - 6:18 AM
It's been years since I've read this...I forgot how much Shel Silverstein rocks.

Inside everybody's nose
There lives a sharp-toothed snail.
So if you stick your finger in,
He may bite off your nail.
Stick it farther up inside,
And he may bite your ring off.
Stick it all the way, and he
May bite the whole darn thing off.

From Where the Sidewalk Ends
by Shel Silverstein
Latest comment: 29 April 04, 1:52 PM

Currently listening to....
by ralph at 14 April, 2004 - 6:25 AM
I know that we tend to have pretty diverse musical tastes here at DTC/EA and I'm just wondering...what is everyone listening to right now?
Latest comment: 14 April 04, 4:35 PM

Fantasy Baseball
by ralph at 11 March, 2004 - 10:55 AM
Hey, I'm starting a fantasy baseball league and was wondering if anyone from here would be interested in joining. It's a 12 team league, head to head w/players from both leagues. At this point, I don't think it'll cost anything to join, we'll just do it for the competition. If you'd like to join there's only one thing required, you must be active.
Latest comment: 15 March 04, 11:27 AM

Metrosexual nonsense...
by ralph at 05 March, 2004 - 8:22 AM
I found this site indirectly from Fark when I was reading this horrific article. I think this metrosexual stuff is going waaaay too far. I like to look good and try to take care of myself, but it'll be a cold day in hell when I'm seen at a club "giving birth" to a guy I'm dancing with (like I'd be dancing w/a guy).
Latest comment: 24 March 04, 9:22 AM

Nike's new ad campaign...
by ralph at 26 February, 2004 - 11:08 AM
I don't know if anyone's seen it yet, but Nike launced a new ad campaign yesterday, and I absolutely love the new commercial. It took me a second or two to figure out what was going on, but it's a great one. Enjoy.
Latest comment: 29 February 04, 11:40 AM

at my wit's end....
by ralph at 27 January, 2004 - 10:27 AM
I think I'm going to lose it. As some of you may (or may not) know, I switched jobs at the beginning of the month. I was actually recruited away from my last job by this place, more money, better position, etc... I like working here, I'm on the top floor (43rd) of a building in Midtown, have a window that overlooks the East River and Queens with a fantastic view. The only problem is that I now share my office with someone else...
Latest comment: 21 March 04, 7:41 AM

Rod Stewart's Daughter
by ralph at 29 December, 2003 - 9:30 AM
Pulled from Fark

Apparently, Rod Stewart's daughter is just another rich little ....
Latest comment: 30 December 03, 4:10 AM

I'm Back
by ralph at 04 August, 2003 - 6:14 AM
I just got back from a 4 day backpacking trip in the Adirondacks with my roommate and a friend of mine. We had a fantastic time, did some great hiking, saw some great views, and had a run in with a black bear. Oh yeah, I also got giardia. My encounter with the bear was pretty exciting, but right now, the giardia is at the forefront of my mind. Oh well, off to the doctor. I'll post the details of the trip later.
Latest comment: 05 August 03, 3:45 AM

Where the hell is everybody????
by ralph at 26 June, 2003 - 11:26 AM
Okay, this place is just depressing today. If DTC were a geographical location, today it would be the Sahara. Where the hell is everyone?

I don't know if any of you know of http://www.craigslist.org, but it's a pretty cool bulletin board for various cities (sadly, there's not one for B'more). Well, they have a "best of" section and I found this there. I thought it was worth sharing with my DTC family.
Latest comment: 26 June 03, 11:58 AM

AAARRRGGGGHHH!!!
by ralph at 18 June, 2003 - 6:39 AM
Newsflash: RADIO SUCKS!!

I have a girl at work that works for me that's always listening to top-40 radio here in NY (Z-100 and WPLJ for those that know). Now, I hate commercial radio and their 2 hour rotation of music that they play, but I have a question. I don't know if any one else has experienced this phenomenon, but why the fuck is Dobie Gray's "Drift Away" getting so much airtime? I hear it every two hours. It's not like it's a new song, I just don't get it.

So far, my "Drift Away" count for the day is at 2.....more updates as events warrant.
Latest comment: 18 June 03, 8:32 AM

Twice as bright, Half as long
by ralph at 06 June, 2003 - 12:49 PM
Now the flame that burns twice as bright
Burns only half as long
My eyes are growing weary
As I finalize this song
So sit back and have a cup o' joe
And watch the wheels go round
'Cause those damned blue-collar tweekers
Have always run this town


So, in the past week I’ve had a moment of clarity.
Latest comment: 13 September 04, 3:16 PM

Reloaded
by ralph at 15 May, 2003 - 8:31 AM
Okay, like i said last night, the Matrix: Reloaded is fantastic.

All of you fanboys out there don't need to ph3ar, i won't reveal any spoilers. This is easily the best sequel that I've seen and it lives up to the hype. I'm not sure about where i put it up against the original, because the inital movie was so different than anything else I'd ever seen. Reloaded is the perfect compliment to the original.
Latest comment: 16 May 03, 12:27 PM

Finally!! A Sequel that Stands Up!
by ralph at 14 May, 2003 - 8:20 PM
Okay, i just returned from seeing The Matrix: Reloaded and it FUKKIN' RAWKED!!!! Hands down the best sequel I have ever seen and easily the first blockbuster that I've seen that stands up to all of the hype. I won't go into any details tonight, but tomorrow I'll review it. I'm beside myself, it was fuckin' sick.
Latest comment: 15 May 03, 10:40 AM

Luke Piestalker
by ralph at 05 May, 2003 - 9:51 AM
Okay, i've finally stopped laughing. This is just priceless. After you view the original, check out the remix.

Here's the site that's hosting it.
Latest comment: 06 May 03, 8:41 AM

Gen. JC Christian's Question for Sen. Santorum
by ralph at 01 May, 2003 - 11:18 AM
I love this blog. Poor Butch.
Latest comment: 02 May 03, 2:48 AM

It's back!
by ralph at 22 April, 2003 - 11:52 AM
Latest comment: 23 April 03, 11:22 AM

No Smoking
by ralph at 14 April, 2003 - 6:10 AM
I don't know if you've all heard this or not, but smoking isn't allowed in NYC bars and clubs anymore. I usually tend to smoke if I'm drinking, but I've discovered that it's nice to come home at night and not have your clothes reeking of cigarette smoke.
Latest comment: 14 April 03, 12:52 PM

I had model airplanes that were scarier than this....
by ralph at 12 March, 2003 - 11:44 AM
Remember all of the hype that was being thrown around a day or two ago about the new "Drones" that the Iraqi government has? They were supposedly buried in Hans Blix' report to the UN, but he didn't explicitly speak about them and they've now become the GOP's "Smoking Gun". Well, if I knew what they looked like, I don't think that I'd be addressing the UN Security Counsel about them either.



Here's the article.
Latest comment: 12 March 03, 3:44 PM

Take that, you French bastards
by ralph at 11 March, 2003 - 9:54 AM
And in other news, Congressional lawmakers have run out of things to do.

Freedom Fries or Freedom Toast anyone?

France Surrenders.
Latest comment: 20 February 04, 5:43 AM

Just in case you're bored.....
by ralph at 06 March, 2003 - 7:00 PM


If there's anyone else out there that's at work and bored, I just stumbled across this little gem. Have fun.

Build your own Garfield Comic
Latest comment: 07 March 03, 11:53 AM

by ralph at 08 December, 2002 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 10 December 02, 8:32 AM

Episode III
by ralph at 30 October, 2002 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 04 November 02, 12:28 PM

Part Deux
by ralph at 28 October, 2002 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 28 October 02, 7:00 PM

Life on the Inside...
by ralph at 27 October, 2002 - 7:00 PM
Latest comment: 29 October 02, 10:47 AM

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